"I hope Jimmy G wins eight titles and Brady’s scrotum shrivels into a pea."
"Our coach spends the off-season doing photoshoots on his boat (named “VII Rings”) with pastel sweaters tied around his shoulders for Nantucket !@#$ Boi Quaterly."
- Bills wins 5.5 over
- Allen starts 12 under
- McCoy rushing yards 1,150 over
- Leading receiver yards 750 over
- Leading receiver catches 65 over
- Total INTs 15 under
- Player with most INTs 4.5 over
- Player with most sacks 8.5 under
- 1st win week 4 under
- 1st 2019 draft pick number 6 over
- Bills Pro Bowlers 1.5 under