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Re: Allen’s deep ball. I’m still mystified at his throwing motion. It is so compact, tight and fast. I watch throws on repeat and still can’t figure out how he can put so much zip on the ball and huck it 50 yards on a rope. His delivery reminds me more of Nolan Ryan pitching than any QB I’ve watched before. It’s amazing.

I kind of enjoy how losing to us can put a franchise into a complete tailspin. It’s a funny side effect of having been bad for so long.

Does the fact that I’ve never seen it raise the degree of difficulty at all?

Tre White is a got-damn national treasure.

Dayum, I didn’t even realize he wasn’t in on the play. The things you miss when you’re in the stadium in the thick of things...

Great writeup as always, Virgil. The thing that struck me the most about yesterday’s game was how emotional the entire stadium was. I mean, yes, we’re the Bills. EVERY game is emotional, but this one was dialed up a bit more than usual. The scene with Fournette and Shaq on their own sidelines, both having just been ejected, both heading to the tunnel at the same time, staring each other down, was like something out of an old western movie. THAT was the moment both the Bills, and the entire stadium, turned things up to 11. To see our boys make that goal line stand AND for the Jags to muff a chip shot FG was poetic. I was very proud of our team yesterday, and our fans. Even more than usual.

Jellied, in the shape of a can. The way God intended.

Trash talking from a trash player on a trash team with a trash coach in a trash city in a trash state. Very appropriate.

Ooh, is that like one of those Microsoft Surface iPads?

A buddy of mine was a manager for Syracuse football. Every negative perception you can imagine about Marrone is true. I also have it on good authority that “Coffee with the Coach” with Marrone was referred to internally within the Bills organization as “Coffee with the Crotch.”

Ain't nobody got time for that ivory tower nuance! Now excuse me, I'm off to buy ALL the GUN-UC-GUN CUOMO stickers.

@eball is history’s greatest monster. No one disputes this.

Ah, yes. One of those Lawn Guyland girls. We SUNY alumni know them well.

You’re allowed to throw the ball downfield? What sort of demonry is that?

Holy *****. Barkley threw it to his own teammate and everything!

That sound you hear is the internet seizing up nationwide as fantasy football players scramble to pick up the Jets defense.

You and me both, homeslice.

Why? You hoping for $6?

Kirbs, you’re one of my favorite posters here and have been for a long time. After Kirby Puckett, you’re probably my second-favorite Kirby in sports. Only the fluffy pink Nintendo character gives you a run for your money. That said, this just feels like rehashing the same lazy morning sports radio call-in show topic we hear every year. Can [terrible NFL team] even beat [great NCAA team]? The answer is yes, every time.