jimmy10

So your argument for HOF status is purely qualitative then?

“Watching the Bills every year is like bearing witness to an isolated tribe living in the Aleutian island chain, where kids trek to school in snowshoes and their parents swill paint thinner while carving tally marks into a nearby wooden plank with a bowie knife to count down the days until it’s time to reconvene with the Lord. The Bills are a portrait of despair. I don’t even like thinking about them. I was in coma for two weeks last winter and the nicest thing about it was that I never once thought of the Bills. Now I’m alive again and just the IDEA of the Bills still existing makes me yearn to be eaten by a frost bear and sent back into the great blackness, where all is quiet and Cole Beasley doesn’t exist.”

I like where he referred to us as “chaw-stuffed ATV fetishists.” Can’t even argue with that.

It’s not too late to cancel my season tickets, is it?

This is the only answer.

Holy sh**balls, that’s awful. Between the rollover and bleeding issues, that must have been the best option.

I’m not saying he didn’t do a good thing, but I’m similarly befuddled by how many are ready to anoint him King of the Benevolent Dummies for this. If this was truly about doing good and not about PR, he would’ve made that gift anonymously.

$50k gift from a guy with that much money is what’s known as a “go away” gift.

Thanks! Same to all the other das out there!

I know what’s on my Father’s Day wishlist!

Welp, ya can’t spell Josh Allen without EJ!

[Josh Allen sails a couple passes in June] [WNY is predictably and rationally distraught]

Winner take all? More like winner take a trip to some douchebag city like Jacksonville or Houston. F that, I want a home playoff game.

I’ve always thought EWood was really sharp on mic and on camera. Clearly a smart dude, plus he’s a center, so I’m sure will offer a lot of interesting insights. Good for him!

Thug.

Godspeed, Pancho. Love and light to your family.

I see this thread is where the Pats Backers are meeting today. Carry on.

God, I hope not.

People seem to forget the losses of Wood and Incognito were completely unexpected. Was the OL good last year? No. Was it because of conscious neglect or mismanagement by the FO? No.

!@#$ cancer. That is all.

Cowherd is a lifelong west coast guy, grew up, went to school, and lives out there. Or are you just here to drop MAGAt turds in the punch bowl? So edgy.

E, I can’t help with the club seats, but I did want to post as a reference for you and let everyone know: I’ve transacted with eball on tickets before and he’s good for it. Legit, rock-solid dude.