jimmy10

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FRIENDS. MAY VICTORY RAIN DOWN UPON US LIKE TURKEY FARTS FROM ABOVE.

Skimming the first page, might be the most informed and reasonable opposing team forum I’ve seen. I don’t see any of the “DURRR BILLS SUK” that you see most other places, especially for an NFC team. They seem at least vaguely aware of our strengths and weaknesses, even know some player names.

Ride the snake, brah.

I used to hate the all reds until the snow game. Before that, they looked like 11 blood clots running around. But the advantage of being in bright red when the snow could be flying is obvious.

THE COWBOYS ARE IN FIRST PLACE??!! JFC, I hate being in the same division as the goddamn patriots.

Mine either, because she cares about the game as much as I do. We elected to do Turkey Day alone this year, just us and the kiddos. Time the bird for about 60-90 minutes before kickoff, we'll be good to go. Hope to making celebratory turkey sammitches around 7:30.

Interesting tasting notes on that one: “It’s a hi-octane 8.0% triple IPA with biker meth, scotch, and some ludes to round it out. Great mouthfeel, but just on one side, on account of the stroke.”

Exactly. Act like you've steamed some lung darts and done shots with your QB before.

E Wood made exactly this point today on One Bills Live. He said that's the upside to the Thursday games, and why he didn't mind them so much as a player. You then get extra time to prepare and heal up for the next game. No, nobody in that locker room is looking past Dallass, but the fact of the matter is, we've got one spicy meatball of an offense to face on Dec. 8, so thank goodness we've got them at home, and we've got extra time to get ready.

You guys don't keep a handgun in a kitchen drawer for Thanksgiving? That's like the most necessary tool for Turkey Day, after a brulee torch.

Pretty much like this.

My Dallass fan buddy just texted me: "Jason Garrett can get bent."

Has he even hit a single deep throw?

I'd prefer deep throws that don't require a review by New York.

As long as you layer up (remember, jeans THEN spray paint), you’ll be fine.

You’ve used “crystal clear” at least twice now. If it’s “crystal clear,” why are the refs getting it wrong on the first place?

Dammit, Edmunds and White making it so hard to stick to my no-active-players jersey-buying rule.

On that 40 yard TD, John Brown didn’t catch the ball at full stride. Naturally, we need to move Daboll up to the roof.

Did he go for an unscheduled “physical” on Saturday night?

Star with the wheels!

John Brown didn’t catch it fully in stride. What’s the 2020 QB class looking like?

I say it’s more like ripping the bat out of a batters hands and hitting him with it, or ripping a skate off a hockey player and going after him with the blade. Taking the most dangerous piece of equipment away from a player and literally weaponize it against him.

I see the former Gym Class Heroes are already defending the “Warrior’s Code” out here this morning. Not a good look guys, stick to stories about that time you scored four touchdowns for Polk High.