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Next up, Jimmy the Greek Snyder and his thoughts on thighs.

That’s a funny acronym for “QB’s Total 300-Yard Games.”

Nope. I made it to my 40's never seeing a postseason game live, in any sport. I've decided my first will be a Bills playoff game at home.

A quote from that same friend of mine in Boston this morning: “Brady looking like late career Marino bitching and complaining at receivers.”

Take it easy, boomer. “Right to put abdominal muscle in this game.”

NE has to lose one other game, besides the one to us in that scenario. Can I just say, I love all us Bills fans doing playoff math together. It’s like teaching calculus to kindergartners.

A buddy of mine from Boston who is the only actual pats fan I know has been telling me since week four that Brady looks his age.

I thought sock puppet accounts were a no-no?

[stupid Boston accent] THAT’S BECAWSE HE’S SUCH A HEADSTRAWNG COMPETITAH!!

Nah, man, he threw for 300 yds. That’s still the golden god standard.

Of course. As Sun Tzu said, whether in victory or defeat, but especially in defeat, one must always be a prick.

For the first time ever, I find myself wishing this post linked to a dude in a Tinkerbell outfit instead.

Stolen from Reddit...

Diving like an Italian national soccer player, looking for the penalty every time.

Grumbledore with the sage-like wisdom there. What did Ol' Sunny Tzu have to say about cheating?

One other vague piece of intel from my buddy who works for NBC... Dec. 15 is the day of NBC's big family holiday party in Manhattan, and he inferred they would want to cap the night off with a great game.

I have a buddy who works for NBC in New York. I just asked him about this. He said “no comment.” OH IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. (Or he has no idea and is just F’ing with me.)

Yeah, but how many 300 yard games does Lamar Jackson have?

Yup. I got a picture of this ham and egger in the section next to us at MetLife, responding to a nice young man in a Josh Allen jersey the next level up. I call it “Why Jersey Kids Don’t Like Being Around Pop-Pop During Football Season.”

It was a similar scene at Metlife Stadium week 2, only it was a bunch of angry bridge-and-tunnel a-holes working on their sixth heart attack.

I'm not surprised. You get a bunch of those goobers together, and one of them steps on another's fake snakeskin boot? They will EAT each other.

Officials have gotten “worked” on the field since the dawn of organized sports, not to change any calls they’ve made in the past, just to influence calls they may make in the future. Is it so crazy to think they may get “worked” off the field as well?

The same people had major issues with Jose Bautista’s bat flip in the playoffs a few years ago, despite the fact that Mickey Mantle used to do the exact. Same. Thing.

Zeke looks like an idiot doing that stupid “eat em up” gesture after every first down he makes. It’s cringe-inducing. If he was on my team, I’d want him to stop. He deserves whatever mockery comes his way.

You're not wrong, BUT, I've always considered the Steelers to be one of those model franchises in terms of consistent ownership, coaching, and a track record of success spanning decades. I don't like them, but I respect the hell out of them. I look at the Giants the same way. But then of course the last few years both have seemed to start circling the toilet. On the other hand, the most dangerous place to be is in between Jerry Jones' ghoulish face and a TV camera.