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Per Chad Kelly. Chad Kelly (@chadkelly12) 3/14/12 8:51 PM I want Mario, O wait we ...... Mario! Lets go Buffalo!

Honestly, that was my first thought. Things got pretty much settled late in the day, so arrangements were made to fly Ralph in to hand out the largest contract in team history. My opinion, nothing else.

We could get Mario's in Rochester to cater training camp. It's not far from Fisher at all.

This was actually covered a while ago. I'm right nearby in NC, Peyton HAS been working out at Duke, hanging out here for weeks. His old college coach is now at Duke.

She lives in Canada. You don't know her.

I'm having way too much fun reading a football fan message board.

I was thinking the same thing... Presuming she's southern, that stuff is a big deal down here. Also, Wanny probably shouldn't have been chewing gum, but whatever. Let's GIT R DONE.

Anybody at all with inside info? Metzelaars? The guy with the friend of a friend who works in PR for the Bills? Is a 4:00-4:30 presser still in the works?

Duke's football coach, Dave Cutcliffe, was Peyton's coach at Tennessee. Peyton's been here a lot this offseason, was even on the floor at the Duke-UNC basketball game a few weeks ago.

Hey guys, my mom finally got off the phone so I was able to dial in for access. Did you hear that a private jet is on the way from Buffalo to North Car(*&*&%$#@!%$########## NO CARRIER

Don't forget, *I* broke the news of the F5 shortcut.

BREAKING NEWS: RectalSportsInfo.com reporting Peter Pan guy flying to Buffalo. Shoot, but since Peter Pan can fly, you won't see him on any chartered jet FAA logs.

Can I just say I love how WGR keeps playing the old school Super Mario Brothers video game music.

Ha, awesome. No problem!

I was about to say the exact same thing, except with "Chapel Hill, NC" instead of "Virginia Beach." I work at UNC, so everyone around me is going bananas over the NCAA tournament, bracket talk, etc. I'm like the anti-social kid in the corner, rocking back and forth, listening to WGR on my iPhone, about to break the F5 key on my keyboard. LOL, I just realized this will probably be the first time in years I don't have a bracket, because I've been consumed by free agency. I don't even know who all the 1-seeds are, other than Syracuse and Carolina.

"Shred" may be a bit dramatic, but you get my point. Also, agreed re: Meachem. We can find a 600-yard receiver deep in the draft. We ain't gonna find an instant world-class pass rush quite so easily.

One shred of hope I'm hanging onto is the timeline of Barnett's signing last year. IIRC, he spent a night, had a visit with the Lions also scheduled, toured training camp/facilities and met with staff and players and decided to sign here.

Right or wrong. Two scenarios. 50/50.

Confirmed. Talked to a friend who works at NC State. If this happens, I'm not sure what I will do. But it will involve beer and loud noises.

Jeez, that is totally plausible. He is FROM North Carolina, I know that. I'm at UNC, but I can poke around with some people I know at State to find out if Mario still lives in NC.

SON OF A...

What, really? Just out in public? That seems weird.

One thing that makes me wonder about VJax... It seems to me since arriving, both Chan and Buddy like "character" guys. I think they've even mentioned that from time to time. For the most part, our best players seem to be pretty stand-up guys, right? For example, Marshawn had his run-ins with the law, and he's gone. I don't even know if other guys on the roster have criminal records, and I'm not even saying it matters. I'm a huge believer in paying your debt to society and being able to move on. I guess my point is... With VJax's contract holdout and DUIs, do you think that would affect how Buddy and Chan look at him?

Good. Keep him the hell out of the AFC East. He very well may be a total bust at this point, but I know I'm not willing to bet on it.

I wonder if any of this is actually meaningful, or if players on other teams looking for certain positions of need take to twitter for a little free agent footsy?