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Yeah, it's a super-cute little outfit. We only have a little boy (so far), but my wife was a cheerleader, and if we ever have a girl, I imagine we'll get like three or four as presents.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says: "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" The Scotsman says: "Hey! McLeod! Get off of my ewe!" My wife's family is all Scottish, and I threatened to tell that joke at our wedding reception. I'm still alive, so obviously I didn't.

At least pixyland has a single, reliable contributor. And he's consistent, you gotta give him that.

This x 1,000,000. Gotta be FredEx. Hope it's FredEx.

Kissing Suzy Kolber (a hilarious NFL blog) had a pic recently of Elisha Manning on vaycay, and dude is doughy as hell. So maybe it's one thing Fitz is doing right. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/04/eli-manning-spotted-on-beach-without-floaties.html

Indoor Football Star Terrell Owens! /runs away

We're traveling up to ROC to visit family for a week or so right when TC gets going. We'll definitely be stopping by. Can't wait!

Not that it really matters, but I think the Ravens just signed Curtis Painter recently. Google search confirms: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/19/ravens-sign-curtis-painter/

Classy or not, they're getting clicks and eyeballs, and that's what the Buffalo News ultimately cares about.

More importantly, how well do his ankles taper?

Judging from the transcript of his teleconference on the Bills site, it's obvious dude's got one hell of a leg, his only concern is his accuracy on field goals. I know everyone likes to rag on kickers, but they're hugely important for field position and clutch FGs, just ask the Broncos. You get a good nfl kicker with a huge leg and ice in his veins, you hold on to him. Lindell won't be around forever. Maybe this guy's the future. Should be an interesting training camp.

We fail. Jax took a punter in the third. Was Buddy napping? Ralph is cheap. 0-16.

Good eye! Someone get Last Guy a job at the NFL Network!

Who did he play for in college? The Lollipop Guild?

Right, which is why I say version 2. A little bigger, still in the slot with the wheels, hopefully not as injury prone. I guess I didn't point out I meant the Roscoe comparison to be a favorable one.

Relatively small, speedy slot receiver? Yeah, I'm a big retard.

Odd that we moved up two spots for him though... They must have been concerned someone else was going to grab him? It's almost too strange, there must have been a lot going on behind the scenes.

Little dude, apparently has some wheels. I live 15 minutes from NC State and I've barely heard of the guy.

Roscoe v.2?

Unacceptable. With our first two picks we should have gotten 3 LBs and 2 WRs. And a punter. And longsnapper depth. We're DOOOOOOOOOMED!

That's really crappy, but it was probably just someone who had his cell phone number and decided to punk him.

I didn't know much about this kid before last night, but from what I've read, I like him. There are very few sure things in life and the NFL Draft, but there are many signs Gilmore will be successful. He's smart, mature, graduated high school early to enroll in time for spring practices at South Carolina and started as a true freshman. He's been described as stoic and soft-spoken, so what many read as a lack of excitement on his face last night was really just his reserved personality. Kinda like Mario, I guess. Still waters can run very deep. Looking forward to the rest of the draft and this season!

Wow. That's a team in desperation mode. To completely change the team's direction on a whim in the first round? Glad it ain't us. Oh, wait, we drafted Gilmore, so according to many on this board, that automatically makes us 0-16 for the upcoming season and soon after that, the LA Bills.

Actually, I think the pissers and moaners are out in even more full force. What should we have done? Addressed each and every position of need with one pick?

Good pick. We didn't need the boozebag from South Bend.