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I think he should file a trademark for "Johnny Bench." Oh, that one's taken? Damn.

That article appears on a website owned by Rogers Media. That should be one of the final nails for the Toronto Chicken Littles. I say "one of" because of course it ain't over 'til it's over. Terry gets struck by lightning, Trump dies in a freak toupee accident, then where are we?

Whether or not it helps the team remains to be seen, but it will make my own outlook a lot sunnier, I know that.

Row 15, corner section. Our seats have great sight lines of the field.

Well, then. Both you and the Bills are due.

Yeah, after that hissy fit he threw after being drafted by SD, I'm sure he'd be happy to come to Buffalo.

What's interesting to me is that two of our captains are new to the team. IIRC, they've tended to be longer-tenured with the team.

Link to eball's troll bait: http://m.buffalobills.com/s/30841/260?itemPos=1&itemUri=2105827027%2F4686011213841215141266151

Yeah, hurling is pretty insane. Consumption of whiskey and stout is pretty much required.

If it's like Groundhog Day, did you just act out the scene where Bill Murray smashes the alarm clock?

As long as he is on our team, I will root for him and never stop hoping for the best.

I think Jonah Javad is simply using time-tested clickbait tactics to drive traffic. "You won't believe how the Toronto group torpedoed the Bills long term future using this one weird trick."

Doesn't Rogers literally have to play "Mother May I?" with the family money though?

Tebow is way cool. He turned water into wine. And if he wanted to, he could turn wheat into marijuana. Or sugar into cocaine. Or vitamins into amphetamines.

Can Tebow even own an NFL and NHL franchise at the same time?

Yeah, I'm sure there's a good joke to be made about the Bills leading to drug abuse. Or being a fan of the Bills actually being like drug abuse.

lol

What's a team?

I am sick and tired of the useless bickering on this board, so let's settle this once and for all. The following are inarguable, immutable, universal truths: - Ice cream tastes good. - Puppies are cute. - Purple monkey dishwasher. [drops microphone]

I was talking with a coworker today who is a Syracuse alum and was an equipment guy for the football team while he was a student. He told me Doug Marrone is THE most paranoid coach ever. For the spring games, he would run the blandest offense possible, never wanting to give away anything on film if he could avoid it. Say what you will about Marrone and our chances this year (I may not even disagree with you), but I'm pretty confident he's got a lot up his sleeve.

Please stay on topic.

So what you're saying is, somebody needs to send EJ a DVD copy of "Frozen"?

Hmm, I wonder if there's something to this. Twitter seems to think so.

With a username that I can only hope is a Tool (not Tuel) reference, you should post more often!

I would encourage any ST holders to contact their reps with such feedback on the experiences Saturday.