jimmy10

Kraft Cheats & Macaroni?

Coulda sworn he went to Ball So Well University.

NFL. College football just confuses the hell out of me. Plus the talent gap is so obvious.

So it's like literally every other workplace in America. The longer tenured, more experienced and higher paid employees get preferential treatment. How will society ever survive?

It means doom. Also gloom. And Skelton jerseys. You mean Fitzgibbons? The dude who wears his class ring on the field?

Signs? I can't wait to see the fights!

If someone wants to head it up, I'm in for $20.

I love this so hard. It's the one thing I like about Jets fans. They hate the Pats just as much as we do, but they do it with WAY more gusto, being from New Jersey and all.

Not to mention Hardy was found guilty in a court of law, in the real world. And then faced sanctions within the very separate world of the NFL.

Maybe. Or does it mean he's manned up and is taking his medicine?

Joe Montana

Along those lines, @PFTCommenter is an excellent satire account on Twitter: https://twitter.com/pftcommenter

Steelers game is the Kid's Game. Weekend, afternoon, no-brainer. They do a good job, I'll be there with my boy. Source: http://www.buffalobills.com/news/article-1/2015-Buffalo-Bills-schedule-released/9b9f27f6-990c-44a5-9539-ab61ce864619 EDIT: I see there's a typo where they should say "the Steelers in Week 3" but I think it's pretty clear which game is the kid's game: The Bills also announced the dates and times of their 2015 preseason schedule. Buffalo will open the preseason at home against the Carolina Panthers before making a road trip to Cleveland to face the Browns in Week 2. The Bills will host the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 2. The game will mark the team’s 15th annual Kids Game and is presented by Independent Health. Buffalo will close out the preseason in Week 4 in Detroit against the Lions.

Well yeah, but his point wasn't really that our defensive highlights aren't awesome, it's that we didn't really have many offensive highlights. Hard to argue with that.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

My coworker watched about half of this over my shoulder and said: "It's all defensive highlights. How many times can I watch a guy get tackled?" I have to admit, he has a point.

I'm with you, and I lived down south for the better part of a decade. Smoked or slow-cooked meat with sauce on it is really hard to screw up. That said, what will the prices be like? $15 for a pulled pork sandwich? No thanks, I'll continue to enjoy my tailgate lunch.

If you get picked for Kromer's jury, promise us you'll provide daily updates, a la training camp.

When I listed my favorite teams, I put the Leafs third for a reason. I'm just not as rabid a hockey fan as I am football and baseball. When I do talk sh*t, it's on behalf of the Bills mainly, and I've done my fair share at road games. But I try more for the funny than actually instigating anger or violence. Life's too short for that sh*t.

No way, no how.

Hey, I get it. But you can't possibly give me any more sh#t than I already take from my friends. The perfectly split affinities are cheeseball, though. I would never dare wear a 50/50 jersey or get one of those dumb license plate frames. I don't own a single piece of Sabres gear and never would. To me, that's disrespectful to both the Leafs and Sabres. For me, it's Leafs first because of my dad and those close ties to Toronto. His Leafs fandom LONG predates the existence of the Sabres. Kind of like the old school Browns fans you find in WNY, dating back to when Cleveland was the closest NFL city. Sabres are the hometown team though, so I can't not pull for them. Just not as much as I pull for the Leafs.

Sure it is. I have deep family connections to Toronto in the Original Six days so I inherited the Leafs as my primary hockey team. But as a Western New Yorker, I'll always pull for the Sabres, just not when they play Toronto.

Wegmans sub, six pack of blue light. (We don't get a lot of time to tailgate these days.)

...and ever and ever and ever and ever...

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