Hey, I get it. But you can't possibly give me any more sh#t than I already take from my friends.
The perfectly split affinities are cheeseball, though. I would never dare wear a 50/50 jersey or get one of those dumb license plate frames. I don't own a single piece of Sabres gear and never would. To me, that's disrespectful to both the Leafs and Sabres.
For me, it's Leafs first because of my dad and those close ties to Toronto. His Leafs fandom LONG predates the existence of the Sabres. Kind of like the old school Browns fans you find in WNY, dating back to when Cleveland was the closest NFL city.
Sabres are the hometown team though, so I can't not pull for them. Just not as much as I pull for the Leafs.