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Ha! Nice.

Until proven otherwise, we can't sleep on the Pats. Right this moment they are likely signing some dude named Elian Judelman who is currently working on the Pier One loading dock at the Natick Mall. He played two solid years at Bunker Hill Community College and is ready to plug-n-play and gash an NFL defense for 200 yds and three TDs.

A buddy of mine who lives out west now did almost the exact same thing as the OP, except replace "walked down to the basement" with "drove out to the desert", "stuff in the basement" with "terra cotta Buffalo statue" and "hockey stick" with "semi-automatic rifle." The photographic evidence was amazing.

Wouldn't root for him to get injured. Won't root for him to get better either.

Orton retired the moment he slid short of a first down in Denver last year.

Ooh, I did think of one: "WELCOME TO TARGET, HOW THE F#(K MAY I HELP YOU??!!!"

That's just an amazing picture. No caption needed.

That was obvious after the final gun. He was hugging as many green jerseys as red jerseys.

How many times did we punt in the second half? Law of averages says even a robot will screw up once in a while.

Hot take! Totally agreed! If you only started watching the Bills tonight!

We always see him doing it right in front of our seats at the Ralph.

Yup.

Journey.

Good. Those companies are shady as hell. Plus any pie Jerry Jones and Bobby Kraft have their fat little thumbs in has to be rotten. I'm not against gambling in any way, shape or form. But the game has to be square, and I'm glad NYS is stepping up.

Kind of like how Raoul Duke is still listed as editor of the sports desk for Rolling Stone magazine.

You could always, you know, not drink in the street. Or, park on or adjacent to stadium property.

It's North Carolina. I doubt anyone even noticed. Football is just a minor distraction for them until college basketball starts.

My overall impression, without paying specific attention, was that they were definitely throwing at him on purpose, but he didn't get terribly burned often. That deep ball to Stills is the only one that sticks out.

A common device used for person-to-person communication in the 1900s.

"Did you know people on the internet keep overstating how much I gave up to draft you in order to support their own small-minded narratives?"

He was in the mall and not in his playbook? #MeFirstGloryBoy

Yeah, it happens all the time in the corners. I get that it's annoying for many, but we just roll with it. I just hope that by the time it becomes an issue for us, we can afford the fancier seats where everybody sits all game.

I saw him play at Duke and knew he had potential. Don't know why we couldn't unlock it.

Common knowledge, plus having colleagues I trust who have interacted significantly with him directly.

I believe that honor belongs to the Steelers. Remarkable stability in the ownership, and the coaching staff. They've had, what, four coaches in the last 50 years? Amazing how not blowing the whole thing up every 3 years can lead to success. Robert Kraft is a dolt who tripped and fell into every success he's ever had. Belichick is so crooked he needs servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.