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Kinda funny I'll allow. Just saying not as funny as some of the others.

I didn't find the Giants one as funny. There's only so many ways to talk about what a dweeb Eli is.

Jason LaConfirma tweeting he has made peace with his God.

Yes. No. Heh. Yes. Not sure yet.

Striker: I was an edge-setting OLB in college at Oklahoma, but this is the NFL. It's an entirely different kind of football, altogether.

What about his drinking problem? And who can ever forget what happened over Macho Grande?

The Dolphins one is up... I'm two paragraphs in and already laughing. Adam Gase, sixth in line for the British Crown. Ha! http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113

He should have taken 32. Didn't we have another back from Southern Cal with that number at some point?

We come from ROC and typically bypass the usual stadium traffic getting off the Southern Expy onto Milestrip. Instead, we continue on the Southern Expy to 20A and double back to the stadium that way. Yeah, it gets a little slow on Big Tree, but depending on our mood and the weather, we may park further out and hoof it. Or sometimes we go all the way in and park at Lot #1. There are many parking options. Then, to get back home, we also avoid going the same way as everyone. The Southern Expy is often at a standstill, so we'll skip it altogether and just take 20A east through the village of Orchard Park and just continue driving east on 20A and jog back up to the thruway via one of the many options (Transit Rd, Rt 98 in Batavia, etc etc.) Its such a pretty drive in the fall through all those rolling hills, we've even gone all the way to Warsaw or Geneseo and jogged back up toward ROC from there. Or, in the winter time, we take the thruway all the way to Exit 56, get to Southwestern Blvd and park in lot 4. We usually have a lot of luck going back that way too, again, to avoid 219. I'm likely not saving much time, and definitely not gas, but I'm of the mindset where I'd rather keep moving instead of sitting in traffic. And again, the scenic drive on 20A in the fall is worth it for us. Good luck!

It's worse than you think. He's referring to Freddy Smerlas.

A training camp hold-in. Duh.

I like the effort, you're in there mixing it up. But to follow "Everything sucks!" by listing individual things that suck is just redundant.

That's just the blind homerism talking.

Yeah! Eball is bad and should feel bad!

Is anybody else fed up with the blind homerism?

Rams single game tickets went on sale today. They're not going as fast as I thought they would. Nosebleed corners still available as of right now.

This series is one of my favorite things about the lead-up to the season. Always very funny. My god, that Browns one is brilliant. The animated gif of the Ravens' kick-six, I almost forgot about that play. I had the Ravens defense that week. That one play single-handedly won me fantasy football that week, and kept me in contention to eventually win the league.

There's a reason they call it Free Shoes University.

Did a bunch of crooked cops try to put an umbrella on Nigel's tab?

I've always liked Rex, even when he was with the Jest. But, I recognize things may not work out. This season will be telling.

They banned you from Twitter for that?

"Is this thing on? 'Cuz it's about to be."

Lots of extrapolation here. Did the OP recently purchase one of these?

No twisted knickers here. It's not often any of these guys have any leverage to get a big payday. It's only the best players, and only once or MAYBE twice in their careers do they have the opportunity. Of course I want Gilmore on the field all day, every day. But I'm not going to begrudge him trying to make his paper. You do you, Stephon. Hope it works out.

Black Irish.