Got this inspiration from watching a news piece about a fox wandering around in a neighborhood.
"If you see an animal in your neighborhood aciting strangely, you should.................................." So I thought,
A. Send them to a sports bar. They'll fit right in.
B. Besides, they'll all think it's a team mascot.
C. Send them to the nearest airport security line. That'll take care of those 3 hour wait times.
D. Take the animal to a (Trump) or (Sanders) or (Hillary) campaign rally, it will think they're back in their natural habitat!
Fire way. (no pun intended)