Rex Ryan's Lapband

mebbee a southern beach in Cambodia...

rochester rob, dude. Sorry to hear it. I'm glad you had the comfort of knowing her wishes. My prayers go to you and yours.

I've decided not to die.

I think anyone who's profession is "socialite" should be thrown into the most unforgiving wilderness we can find, to see how they survive... you know... for our amusement.

you really do like me....

Alice Cooper- From The Inside and Men at Work- Business as Usual I listened to a little '80s pop a couple years ago, as a lark. I couldn't believe how good Men at Work were. I remembered them as bubblegum-pop tripe... but they are actually very well composed. Colin Hay is a genius. I've been getting really into his more modern stuff too...

I invented the word "Buffablow".

on topic... these reports have been debunked already. D'Brick's agent has already said there have been no talks so far with the Jets concerning an extension, and the $100m figure for Revis had little to no guaranteed money. This is all early negotiation posturing.

I got no problem with that. I'm sure none of the Orchard Park & Toronto Bills fans do either.

...ahhh... thanks.

I feel my natural acumen for witty replies based on web-found images has been really curtailed 'round here. Iffin' I could post a funny pic or two, it might help me feel more useful. Any help would be appreciated.

I would assume.

I got trapped in a vuvuzela one time. My folks used it as a stunt to get on TV.

are we allowed to post pics here?

between the avatar and the movie choice... you got good taste, my friend.

IN WITH THE WIN!!!!!!!

I got news for ya. They do it in NY too.

yes. I am serious.

I know the Dolphags suck. and I also know...

You guys ever seen the video of one-of-the-generals Castro executed when he got to power? This guy gets in front of the firing squad and for his 'last words', he says, "So here is your revolution, take good care of it.", and then asks if he may give the order to fire. They let him. It was pretty amazing stuff. That's the way I'd wanna go if they we're gonna kill my fat ass.

Gosselin is pretty good. He's a bit of a cowgirls homer(C'mon... Dallas @ 2, right behind Indy ), but his is the only mock draft worth spit. I'd say Rich is off the mark on Oakland. They won't be last in their division this year, let alone second worst in the league. That Rolondo McClain pick is going to pay off huge. Add John Henderson to Seymore etc. on that D-line, and their defense is going to be much, much more stout. All they need to contend for 2nd in their division (SD will probably still top out the west) is for their offense to get some production. Hell, Brad frickin gradkowski won games with that team. I'd say oakland is on the verge of not giving the p*tsies a top-ten pick.

Just wait till it's time to dump on the Dolphags.

Not that! Anything but that! I'd rather eat a thumbtack salad than root for South Beach Rump Rangers. Mark Anthony and J-Lo own that worthless excuse for a team. Nuff said...

Belicheck was a cheating loser from Cleveland until he lucked out in the sixth round and got "creative" with the video department. The cheatin' SOB ain't won $@#! since he was exposed as a cheating fraud.