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Bills vs Packers 4 years ago today
BUFFALOKIE replied to Ice bowl 67's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
We swept the NFCN. Total anomaly. Unfortunately, I see the Packers competing with Detroit for last place for the foreseeable future. IMO, Rodgers career will end with a whimper, sooner than later. At least he has his superbowl ring, and every one of Olivia Munn's tight little rings. -
Black Monday Is Coming: Which Coaches Get Fired?
BUFFALOKIE replied to Phil The Thrill's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Bowles is an obvious choice, but I would not be surprised if he gets another year to see what he can do with a (potentially) legit QB. I think Marrone will be retained for the same reason. Jax will draft a QB in round one, I believe. Vance Joseph in Denver is my lock to be fired. -
What’s your definition of an alcoholic?
BUFFALOKIE replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Only you can answer the question. I highly recommend reading the first 164 pages of the AA "Big Book". If you are an alcoholic, or on track to become alcoholic, I believe you find your answer. If not, it is still a valuable read and may help you with any number of personal issues. My name is Buffalokie and I am an alcoholic. -
Favorite, and least favorite, Christmas songs.
BUFFALOKIE replied to The Real Buffalo Joe's topic in Off the Wall Archives
A fave: Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer. A least fave: 12 days of Christmas. God how advertisers have ruined that one! -
Have you ever farted real loud in public?
BUFFALOKIE replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
TMI: As a fellow middle aged high volume beer consumer, I understand. I'll never trust another fart. I stuffed my briefs in the bottom of the trash can though - wrapped in many layers of paper towels. -
Beer pouring robot...what could possibly go wrong
BUFFALOKIE replied to Steve O's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Those "bottoms up fill" cups are terrible, unnecessary, gimmicky technology. And that robot is lame too. I want to see a two hand robot hold a cup at the perfect angle underneath a traditional tap with one hand, while gently pulling the tap handle with the other, and wipe the foam spill from side of the cup with a clean towel after a perfect pour, compliment me on my wristwatch (or whatever), and say "enjoy the game, be safe GO BILLS". Otherwise GTFOOH with you $50K replacement for a $10/hr human and instead hire a $20/hr human with etiquette. -
Well, if you want to drive two hours east, I will meet you at BWW in Tulsa, but I sure as hell ain't coming to Enid, LOL.
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Doh!
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A Few Thoughts About the Jets Game, in no particular order
BUFFALOKIE replied to Virgil's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I love point 10! Honestly, literally NO ONE KNOWS how this season will end (except for the Bill's are eliminated). -
LA Rams at Chicago Bears on SNF
BUFFALOKIE replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I will root for Da Bears. Thems my NFC team. -
TBD - Tailgate Jets- Bills - Hammer’ Lot sign up
BUFFALOKIE replied to mead107's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Some day... I love all of you maniacs, and I hope to party on game day with you sometime soon! Be safe and represent!!! GO BILLS!!!!!!! -
1993 Houston Wildcard Comeback- Where were you guys
BUFFALOKIE replied to Ice bowl 67's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
On the couch, next to Pops, 1000 miles away. That was THE game that made me a true blue diehard Bill's fan. -
That toilet bowl brush was asking for it
BUFFALOKIE replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
I hate to be the first reply (but yes I unfortunately clicked and read the article). The dude in the article is sick. OP, why do you feel compelled to keep linking this crap? You are beginning to creep me out. -
Aren't you the guy who asked for dating advice literally two years ago? Good on you nonetheless.
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Good one! I was born on the 27th, so couple of days late, but still the best Christmas gift this family ever received!
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Have you ever farted real loud in public?
BUFFALOKIE replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I work with my step dad. He and I once got in the elevator alone, and as soon as the door closed I ripped a good one! Another buddy from work was behind me in the stairwell when I let one rip. Both of those enclosed spaces had great acoustical effect LOL!!! Those were both loud but not too smelly. My favorite was when my i pulled the bed covers over my then girlfriends puppy and let out an extremely stinky SBD and the puppy started yelping like its tail got slammed in a door! GF was unaware and frantically lifted the cover to see what was the matter....I will leave her reaction to your imagination.... -
Is your memory getting worse with age?
BUFFALOKIE replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I am very forgetful, but the worst is asking a lady her name, then forgetting her name in 10 seconds. I have STML pretty bad. What were we talking about? Yep. -
The Young Guns Have Arrived in the NFL !!
BUFFALOKIE replied to T master's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Well, this past Sunday, Josh Allen surpassed both Rosen and Darnold in fantasy football ball points, so I'm going to win money on three FF draft day side bets. I threw out "Allen vs your pick of rookie QBs"...two guys picked Rosen, one picked Darnold. No one picked Mayfield, lol. Everyone in the room heckled me, but I will sure rub it in their noses if the trend continues!!! Edit; Full disclosure: I drafted Allen with the final pick (mr irrelavant) in one league and not at all in the other, and I only started him once, so far. -
DJ all the way.
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Lesbian lemon lime.
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Pure luck is fun.
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I watched five different races. All kinds of engineered marble tracks. Under water even. The commentator is awesome. LOL: Know how I know you know I'm a nerd?
