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stuvian

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  1. well at least Tyreek Hill is clean. Oh Wait
  2. Peace and Love I thought you were a mod there once, no?
  3. his system has improved since Nathan Peterman tried out for the Podunk Pavement workers
  4. I just went to the supermarket only to find a sign saying Trust the "Processed Cheese"
  5. are you saying he's Andrew Luck style done? I didn't have the guts to say it....
  6. up until Mahomes the Chiefs were the gold standard in boring providing about 20 years of boring football between the end of Joe Montana and Mahomes. Yes, I guess Trent Green could throw a decent forward pass between concussions but my memory of that is fleeting. Watching Alex Smith flick his wrist on these 7 yard screens was the height of football boredom. Yes the Chiefs had good RBs for decades yet they still managed to bore us with dink and dunk, move the pile football. This is not to say they weren't good. Rarely a year went by when they weren't in the playoffs. Mahomes has changed all that. Today I pass the torch of boring to the perennial runner up to the boring gold standard - The Tennessee Titans. They have been boring since the Jeff Fisher years. Their offensive game plans were drawn up on the back of a napkin. That's not to say that McNair, Eddie George and Derrick Mason weren't great players. They most certainly were but their 3 yards and a cloud of dust offense were terrible to watch. Things haven't improved since Mariota was drafted. They still dink and dunk and rarely throw a pass 20 yards +.. Give my insomnia cure award to the Titans don't forget sex toys in the end zone
  7. he's right in that Green Bay should have no natural advantage over us as a destination. If Josh is a franchise QB it will attract talent. The proximity to Canadian strippers is not to be underestimated as an important draw as well
  8. Gregory is a dumb felon
  9. There's more where that came from
  10. Why does Troy Aikman always look like he's been suntanning on a volcano? Jerry Jones for executive of the year
  11. You don't have your best player return kicks
  12. Thomas is OBJ 2.0
  13. Why do the Saints use Kamara as a return man? He's their best weapon. If he goes down there will be some uncomfortable finger pointing
  14. Did you see him weak arm that throw? That topic deserves it's own thread
  15. Eli Apple's coverage is rotten to the core Gallup was looking forward to playing in Mexico till he got the trots
  16. If Teddy Bridgewater comes in for the Hail Mary it could be a thread filled evening
  17. yes he pays the networks but he's so poor he can't pay the cheerleaders. That's what the big Sally Ann kettles are for
  18. Brees' arm looked suspect in the warm up. Ask me again after a few beers
  19. awaiting a blessing from the Pope
  20. I only go there to sell my season tickets for pennies on the dollar manage my season ticket account
  21. welcome to sub .500 football
  22. this thread is my George Costanza Frogger moment
  23. I bought Bills season tickets so I'd get first dibs on home playoff games.
  24. trading him would have signalled a tank job.
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