There is only one way this plays out.
Welker will demand that Brady chooses Giselle or him, when Brady chooses his beard over his security blanket Welker will leave and join the Bills. Teamed with a QB who has twice the brains and half the arm of Brady, Welker will have 200 catches for 900 yds. Brady will become depressed and start drinking heavily because he misses his one true love. The last game of the season will be in New England. As Welker grows frustrated with Fitz's inability to hit him in stride or throw a ball accurately over 25 yards he will switch teams at the half, this will be allowed because the Pats cheat and the Bills will have to NE a 1st round pick due to causing strife with the NFLs beloved Pats. Then they will make out at mid field as Brady takes off Welkers Bills jersey and puts on his New England one.