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Unfortunately, we can no longer consult the world's foremost (and funniest) expert on time:

So you're saying that because there is no proof of Glanville's sanity, the idea that Glanville is sane is a government conspiracy? What does that have to do with underwater UFOs? You sound like my sister Darlene.

If Elvis is really dead, why does Jerry Glanville leave him game day tickets?

The store clerk was a woman, so the thief was lucky that "Captain Sav-A-Ho" was either off-duty or needed elsewhere (you can't make this stuff up): http://jontrouten.blogspot.com/2011/08/captain-save-ho-arrested-in-iowa-city.html

The image was a little grainy, but it was a scarf, not a ski mask: http://www.iowatopblogs.com/Radio_Iowa/2012/01/12/Man_takes_doll_in_robbery_of_adult_store_in_Iowa_City

He says just use fabric softener. It prevents static clingon.

My oldest brother Darryl says that's just not believable. A cruise missile launch would be too hard to keep secret. Why not just turn the security cameras off for a few minutes and defoliate a shaped charge from a safe distance INSIDE the outer perimeter of the Pentagon? My youngest brother Darryl thinks we should use the alien ceramics for peaceful purposes, like renovating the Ralph with something that won't require expensive upkeep. Still sounds costly to me.

Thanks - - I work hard at it. P.S. Remember Ruby Ridge!

Link? Not saying you're wrong, but here's a link to the official New York state corporate records about a corporation with the same name, that also lists the Kercheval Avenue address: http://appext9.dos.state.ny.us/corp_public/CORPSEARCH.ENTITY_INFORMATION?p_nameid=415664&p_corpid=355631&p_entity_name=%42%75%66%66%61%6C%6F%20%42%69%6C%6C%73&p_name_type=%41&p_search_type=%42%45%47%49%4E%53&p_srch_results_page=0 I am under the impression that when the New York state Department of State ("DOS") lists a company as a "domestic business corporation" that means the corporation is incorporated in New York, as opposed to a corporation that is merely qualified to do business in New York state but incorporated elsewhere. In addition, here's a copy of the Bills' current stadium lease: http://www.erie.gov/billslease/stadium.phtml It lists one of the parties as "BUFFALO BILLS, INC., a New York business corporation having an office and principal place of business at One Bills Drive, Orchard Park, New York 14127." It's possible that there is more than one corporation with the same name, so I would like to see the source of your info about the Michigan corporation if you still have a link. Thanks.

I wonder what the grunt-level Iranians will think they are working on when the Israeli jets show up?

The CIA could make reasonable estimates about what a Soviet sub of a certain size weighed and design the retrieval claws accordingly - - for a sunken UFO made of materials from another world - - not so much.

Last item shown in the following link is the actual text of the NFL's "2011 Resolution G-4" concerning NFL financial support of stadium construction and improvement projects: http://sduncovered.tumblr.com/ If the NFL recognizes that greater "private contributions" are required to fund stadium construction costs in today's political and economic climate, and makes loans available to team owners for that purpose, Ralph should plan on ponying up some of the $ for the stadium renovations.

http://www.f-117a.com/Seashadow.html So if that object on the Baltic Sea-floor ain't a sunken UFO, why did the Skunk Works (the same place that developed the U2 and the F-117 stealth fighter) use the Hughes Mining Barge to develop and build the secret "Sea Shadow" ship (see picture in above link)? The Hughes Mining Barge had a huge claw that the CIA supposedly used to retrieve half of a sunken Soviet nuclear submarine from the ocean floor. Do you really think the CIA would tell anyone the real reason for building the Sea Shadow? Sounds to me like a pretty good cover story for a sunken UFO retrieval mission. Who knows how many of these sunken UFOs have already been recovered?

Don't blame your Dad - - I figure you must have pushed little Timmy down the well in a former life and Lassie wasn't around to save him (after all, this is a thread about kids). Maybe all of us are paying for past sins!

http://mo.palmbeachpost.com/sports/dolphins/miami-dolphins-want-to-make-sun-life-stadium-2146961.html http://newballpark.org/2012/02/02/49ers-get-200-million-g-4-loan/ If the other owners wind up being unwilling to loan Ralph/the Bills any money to help pay for stadium renovations to the Ralph, I for one will wonder why. Maybe it will be because they think the County/State can be coerced into funding 100% of the cost of improvements. Or maybe ...

Far from proof, but then again more than just "a few fans paranoia" - - - http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-silver_al_davis_raiders_relocation_la_stadium101011 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/peter_king/11/01/week.8/index.html And here's one that doesn't directly mention the possibility of the team moving, but if you understand that the other NFL owners will decide who becomes the next owner of the Bills if Ralph doesn't leave the team to a family member, it creates at least some cause for concern: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-ownersrankingspartone072208

Thought this had some interesting info on status of concussion monitoring: http://www.cleveland.com/science/index.ssf/2012/01/technology_may_help_detect_a_c.html

I was making no comment about whether I considered teachers to be adequately paid - - merely pointing out what they actually got paid in NYC in 2008.

Facts - - here's the 2008 New York City salary schedule from a teacher union website: http://www.uft.org/our-rights/salary-schedules/teachers To understand the New York City teacher 2008 salary chart in the above link, you also need the following explanation of salary "steps:" http://www.uft.org/our-rights/salary-steps I don't know how things have changed since 2008, but in 2008 a NYC teacher with 22 years experience and a Master's degree made an annual salary of $94,154. With an additional 30 credit hours beyond the Master's degree, the salary schedule for 22 years experience topped out at just over $100k.

Not sure how important it really is, but here's another factor not yet mentioned in this thread: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7128322/buffalo-bills-hire-firm-stadium-facelift-report-says

How does a team of bugs snap the ball, anyway? I suppose a praying mantis might have long enough "arms," but who's (what's?) gonna kick it?

Maybe they're both long nappers.

Turns out, art imitates life: http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7090907/zak-deossie-lonie-paxton-ryan-pontbriand-top-page-2-long-snapper-rankings

Go ahead and laugh, but if the public already knows about published basic invisibility research, is there any doubt that secret military research is more advanced? We may all see it some day. Well OK, we may not actually "see" it, but you get my point. http://www.thelivingmoon.com/49electric_universe/03files/Cloaking_Device_006.html What bothers me about this is that the pioneering research conducted by Duke University professor of computer and electrical engineering David Smith was funded by the "Intelligence Community Postdoctoral Fellowship Program." David Smith? Wasn't he one of the agents hunting down the "Chosen One" in "The Matrix?" That was published more than 5 years ago, and we went from no real space program to walking on the moon in about a decade.

The best snappers can snap for both left-footed and right-footed kickers - - something Sanborn has yet to prove that he can do.