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Ron White agrees:

Can't wait to see the onion's take on this - - nothing up yet. If the Bills draft him, he'll probably be asked to go get Bob Kalsu's shoulder pads before practice.

From a purely football perspective, let's hope that Fitz doesn't help with child-raising duties around the house - - it will hurt his on the field performance: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/140143-the-hidden-reason-for-the-lost-decade/page__hl__%2Bhidden+%2Breason

Nah, he was just really happy to see her.

Karma or koincidence? http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/tough-break-college-kid-scored-138-breaks-wrist-article-1.1237729

Here's a CNN video about an asteroid that will come close enough to earth in February that it will fly UNDER some weather satellites: http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/04/asteroid-to-fly-between-earth-moon/?iref=obinsite The video says it's 150-160 feet "long" [?], so a hit could have produced a Tunguska-type event. And oh yeah, they don't know yet how the near-earth pass in February will alter its orbit for its next visit - - it comes by twice a year.

Shanahan's most recent update on RG3's status: http://www.theonion.com/articles/rgiii-to-have-more-tests-done-on-thing-that-used-t,30825/

Based on recent history, backwards!

I shoulda been more specific - - I was referring to my middle brother Darryl. Do you want to know what my oldest brother Darryl thinks or what my youngest brother Darryl thinks?

I hear banjo music. Wonder if he asked her out for Mexican food, or just ordered Doritos Locos Tacos to go? https://plus.google.com/117156155760422806224/photos?hl=en#117156155760422806224/about

The first rocket carryin' people ain't leavin 'til 2022, so you'll need someplace to hang out for 9 years that has no extradition treaty with the US of A.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/01/mars-colonists-wanted-apply-here/ They say they are looking for people with: I was gonna suggest that one of us might get selected, but after thinking about it, I realized that none of us have a "willingness to build and maintain healthy relationships." Oh well, it's a Dutch organization. When they went looking for the West Indies they wound up in North America, so who knows what planet their astronauts will land on.

I watched the last regular season game against the Jets on NFL Rewind. Very late in the game, it looked to me like Brooks clutched at his leg while on the ground at the end of a play. Anybody know if he got injured? I never saw anything reported about it, the TV announcers never even mentioned it, and the broadcast cut away from the shot pretty quickly. Coulda just been a fairly minor ding, but the way he grabbed at it worried me a little. I'm not sure how much incentive the media had to check on his post-game health in the off-season.

My brother Darryl thinks it's TOO respectful. Since Williams has had the same injury on both legs, he calls him Boo Boo FEET!

I don't know who's dumber, the prison spokesperson who made the above statement, or the guy who taped dark colored contraband on a white cat so that it was easier to see - - they don't have any dark colored cats in Brazil?

Every now and then I see a bumper sticker that makes me laugh. In no particular order, here are a few of my all-time favorites - - what are yours? 1. My Third Grader Can Beat Up Your Honor Student; 2. Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus; 3. I Got A Gun For My Wife (best trade I ever made); 4. Eschew Obfuscation; 5. Don't Tell My Momma I Work In The Oil Patch (she thinks I'm the piano player in a whorehouse)

Just when you think you've seen pretty much everything . . .

If? Whadda ya mean IF? If you've got plane fare to Japan and $51 for admission to the "restaurant," you can live the dream in Tokyo! http://mashable.com/2012/08/27/tokyo-restaurant/ Ya gotta roll the embedded video to get the full flavor of the place.

Chin up! If it's just the champagne and confetti, you're doin' better'n me!

When Chan said he will "probably" root for the Bills, I wonder if he was thinking about whether Ralph will voluntarily pay him for the remaining term of his contract. I vaguely recall that Ralph refused to voluntarily pay Wade Phillips for the remaining term of Wade's contract after firing him. Chan must know that history. Ralph might have told Chan something like "I'll pay you the remaining salary you're owed under your Bills contract IF I believe you're making a good faith effort to find other coaching employment and can't find anything." I have no idea if that actually happened, but it seems plausible - - it would certainly leave me with doubts about whether I would root for my former employer's team.

"It could work!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10KObAQFmlY

Global warming my a$$!

My younger brother Darryl says that if hungry fish could talk, they would probably sound a lot like this thread whenever one of those fancy artificial lures hit the water. My oldest brother Darryl thinks that Ralph will announce that he closed the extension of the Bills In Toronto Series deal so that he could realize the income in 2012 before tax rates go up for the wealthy - - but he just likes to annoy people. My middle brother Darryl got lost on his way home from watching the game - - so I don't know what he thinks yet.

They better have names on their shopping carts, so we can tell them apart from the bums on the field.

He got his wife pregnant again, but she doesn't show yet? 1. A doctor he considers a reliable source told him so; 2. The Bills don't know; and 3. It's on like a mofo.