ICanSleepWhenI'mDead

This one still makes me laugh:

I love me some Ron White, but am I the only one who sees the irony here? For the uninitiated:

Sure - - http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/html/careers/pdf/co_.pdf 1. There are a few exceptions that I didn't include in the above excerpt because they don't apply to the Bills - - you can see the full text including the exceptions at the link if you want. 2. Downtown Toronto is less than 75 miles from the nearest edge of the Buffalo city limits (as the crow flies) - - although I suppose it might be possible in the future for Toronto to build a stadium in the northeast suburbs that would be outside the Bills' "Home Territory" - - pretty sure the Rogers Center falls within the 75 mile limit, though. Edit: After seeing the "radius map" supplied by Campy below, make that the Northwest suburbs.

4th largest market - - sure.planting the flag by being the first to play there - - not so much - - the NFL Constitution & Bylaws put the Bills' flag in Toronto many years ago. I was almost convinced when you added "period," though.

Saber-rattling that may have more to do with past problems, but still merits watching: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-23/abe-comparing-china-to-pre-world-war-one-germany-fuels-tensions.html http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/47292bc6-851a-11e3-86f7-00144feab7de.html#axzz2rfiPRX6a Here's a timeline of recent events: http://www.cnbc.com/id/101343570 that concludes with this gem:

Here's some potentially useful truck info: http://ca.autos.yahoo.com/news/study--women-most-attracted-to-guys-in-trucks-222507614.html

Wonder if Brandon will task the Director of Analytics with determining what variables have the greatest impact on new ownership's decision whether or not to retain a lame duck head honcho?

They may use them in the Arctic - - what could possibly go wrong? http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/09/business/airship-cargo-revolutionize-arctic-transportation/index.html?hpt=hp_c4 The company actually has DOD orders for a different product dubbed the "Sky Cow:" http://www.prweb.com/releases/2014/01/prweb11478360.htm Other recent blimp news: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pentagon-to-launch-blimps-to-guard-against-cruise-missiles/

I thought this thread was going to be about defective black helicopters being spotted in Atlanta only because they were noisy.

If my bank ever asks me to prove why I need to withdraw my $1.50 I'm takin' it elsewhere!

It might be helpful to tell us what operating system your computer runs.

Here's a law review article published in 2006 by two guys who reviewed actual NFL coach's contracts as described below: http://scholarship.l...ntext=sportslaw From the introduction to the article: The description of various contractual provisions starts at about page 142. The following sentence at page 145 bears a footnote indicating that it summarizes the provisions of an un-named Buffalo Bills assistant coach's 2004 contract: There is a great deal more info about how NFL coach's contracts work in the link.

When's the last time Ralph was "in that building?"

If the guy knew he was impaired, did he circle the airport for two hours to give himself time to sober up a little before trying to land? http://www.wate.com/story/24529993/pilot-who-crash-at-nashville-airport-legally-drunk

I think you would lose that bet: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-01-17/sports/ct-spt-0117-bears-hoke--20120118_1_coordinator-job-secondary-coach-fred-pagac

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/01/15/how-ford-snuck-2015-f-150-past-everyone-at-baja-1000/?intcmp=obinsite

Bombardier?

Old and slow.

Pie-hole, ear-holes, and at least 1 more. Yeah, LG.

The comedic possibilities boggle the mind, but I'm feeling charitable today, so I'll just let everybody supply their own joke.

Based on the number of emoticons that OCinBuffalo uses, I would think that there's several times that many.

As they say in the Ford commercials, "I like and better." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Qh98ANBkg

Remember that famous photo from the Tiananmen Square uprising in China where an iron-willed Chinese guy stopped an entire column of tanks by standing in front of the lead tank? If that Chinese guy had been wearing a Trent Edwards jersey, he'd be dead. Of course, that would also make him a time traveler (Trent was 5 years old then), so it would have been an even bigger loss.

1. Didn't know any other way to update this already archived thread: http://forums.twobil...age__hl__foster 2. with some new information about another potential claim on Foster's future earnings: http://www.dailymail...ue-married.html 3. Wonder how that shakes out?

Apparently, country singer Trace Adkins was on a country music themed cruise and got into a drunken fight with his own impersonator: http://dlisted.com/2...-a-cruise-ship/ Must have felt like brawling with your mirror. That's pretty funny IMO, but it got better when I did a quick google search and found the following lyrics for his song "Fightin' Words" - - maybe the impersonator dissed his dog or his mama or his woman: So one slip of the tongue 'bout my dog Or my woman Or this country that I proudly serve You'll see a side of me man That you damn sure don't wanna Cause them there's fightin' words http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1EwCq4b9w