ICanSleepWhenI'mDead

If my bank ever asks me to prove why I need to withdraw my $1.50 I'm takin' it elsewhere!

It might be helpful to tell us what operating system your computer runs.

Here's a law review article published in 2006 by two guys who reviewed actual NFL coach's contracts as described below: http://scholarship.l...ntext=sportslaw From the introduction to the article: The description of various contractual provisions starts at about page 142. The following sentence at page 145 bears a footnote indicating that it summarizes the provisions of an un-named Buffalo Bills assistant coach's 2004 contract: There is a great deal more info about how NFL coach's contracts work in the link.

When's the last time Ralph was "in that building?"

If the guy knew he was impaired, did he circle the airport for two hours to give himself time to sober up a little before trying to land? http://www.wate.com/story/24529993/pilot-who-crash-at-nashville-airport-legally-drunk

I think you would lose that bet: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-01-17/sports/ct-spt-0117-bears-hoke--20120118_1_coordinator-job-secondary-coach-fred-pagac

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/01/15/how-ford-snuck-2015-f-150-past-everyone-at-baja-1000/?intcmp=obinsite

Bombardier?

Old and slow.

Pie-hole, ear-holes, and at least 1 more. Yeah, LG.

The comedic possibilities boggle the mind, but I'm feeling charitable today, so I'll just let everybody supply their own joke.

Based on the number of emoticons that OCinBuffalo uses, I would think that there's several times that many.

As they say in the Ford commercials, "I like and better." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Qh98ANBkg

Remember that famous photo from the Tiananmen Square uprising in China where an iron-willed Chinese guy stopped an entire column of tanks by standing in front of the lead tank? If that Chinese guy had been wearing a Trent Edwards jersey, he'd be dead. Of course, that would also make him a time traveler (Trent was 5 years old then), so it would have been an even bigger loss.

1. Didn't know any other way to update this already archived thread: http://forums.twobil...age__hl__foster 2. with some new information about another potential claim on Foster's future earnings: http://www.dailymail...ue-married.html 3. Wonder how that shakes out?

Apparently, country singer Trace Adkins was on a country music themed cruise and got into a drunken fight with his own impersonator: http://dlisted.com/2...-a-cruise-ship/ Must have felt like brawling with your mirror. That's pretty funny IMO, but it got better when I did a quick google search and found the following lyrics for his song "Fightin' Words" - - maybe the impersonator dissed his dog or his mama or his woman: So one slip of the tongue 'bout my dog Or my woman Or this country that I proudly serve You'll see a side of me man That you damn sure don't wanna Cause them there's fightin' words http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1EwCq4b9w

It was time to thin the herd.

Sounds like for The Professor, the correct answer to the common question was "Ginger."

So the next time a coach like Jauron elects a cowardly punt from the other team's 30, the reduced odds of making a field goal would let him get his man card back?

The Terminator movies got it wrong - - the conscious home will become self-aware in a few years and de-tune our furnaces to poison us with carbon monoxide in our sleep: Don't say my brother Darryl didn't warn you.

Googlebots are SO 2013 - - the future is "bacteria-bots:" http://bluesky.chicagotribune.com/chi-south-korea-claims-worlds-first-cancertreating-nanorobot-bsi-news-20140106,0,0.story

Was he figurin' he'd just watch the movie with a little peace and quiet after he shot the guy?

Wie Tu Row

Try here and look for really old guys: http://www.cityofmechanicsville.net

Well, if we're going for bizarro miniature golf football to make extra points less boring, how about this: After you score a TD, if you want to kick an extra point, the other team gets to designate anybody on your game day active roster as the guy who has to kick it. Kind of like basketball free throws if the guy who gets fouled also gets too hurt on the play to stay in the game.