ICanSleepWhenI'mDead

Lots of people here apparently didn't get the joke re "craft service." This might help: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124245252 " . . . craft service assists not so much the stars, but the crew: "craft" workers such as grips, gaffers, property masters, costumers, electricians, hair and make-up artists. These days, the job is mainly known for providing workers and actors with lavish snacks — all day long."

What? Home run throwback isn't even listed? [Ducks for cover]

"Aim for a star - - if you miss you may hit a Bills WR !"

We used to be fresh meat - - now we're processed !

If the uniforms are rank, why don't we just wash them?

I don't know if it's accurate, but nfl.com lists Kyle Williams at 303 lbs: www.nfl.com/player/kylewilliams/2506931/profile 307 is enough if he's quick

Nobody talks about it much, but ear hole size is really important for a QB. When the stadium is rockin' and rollin' against the Patriots at home on Monday night this season, do you want our fate to be decided by a rookie QB with a small ear hole who can't understand the play call from the sidelines on 4th and 3 down 4 points with less than a minute to play? It won't be much fun at the game if everybody has to stop booing the Patriots and complaining about how blind Walt Coleman is so that Mr. Tiny Ear Hole can hear better. Just my 2 drachma.

Hey coach, you already got the job, right? How about letting Dennison out of the trunk now?

Lee Evans "Reincarnate?" First Hardy and now Evans? The playoff curse has lifted, but the WR curse has only just begun? I guess we still need to shoot Billy Buffalo.

I got busy and did not see your above reply until today. I was not defending Peterman. I specifically said that I was "quadrivalent about Peterman" and had no dog in this fight. Not sure how I could have been more clear.

Dr. C. Macchiato must have been unavailable.

I'm quadrivalent about Peterman, so I don't have a dog in this fight. But for some perspective for those who were wondering: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000445192/article/troy-aikman-peyton-manning-among-qbs-with-bad-first-starts

My brother Darryl says doing that always gets you answers - -they just might not be the answers you were hoping for.

Bill says they call it "downward facing dog" because it lets you lick your own junk - - I must be doing it wrong.

If Orton had not demonstrated that we had personnel capable of winning, would the Pegulas have even bought the team? Maybe it's just me, but I think keeping the Bills in Buffalo more than qualifies him for the Wall, even if he had brought a shovel on the field, dug a hole, and crawled in.

Coffin or an urn, not sure which yet.

Although I like country, I'm not much of a Blake Shelton fan. But the lyrics on "Don't Make Me" hit home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtBgkT2Sjzc

Always thought we should have kept Kamar Aiken. We cut him, and he later had a 75 catch 5 TD season for the Ravens in 2015. He won't be in the Hall of Fame, but he would have been serviceable at a time when we were (are?) very thin at WR.

We are running short on guys named Williams. But there are several in this draft - - so take the best 2 Williams available.

"Passing is for sissies."

I wouldn't mind seeing Scarlett Johansson in her birthday suit this year - - or was that covered in the "minus the obvious" part of the question?

Information I could have used 17 years ago.

The Statue of Liberty is kaput? That's disconcerting.

So were you OK with the throat-slitting celebration that was becoming popular among defensive players before the NFL outlawed it?