Remember when all we had to do to beat the Patriots one year was down a kickoff in the end zone, so Leodis McKelvin ran it out, fumbled the ball away, and the Patriots beat us for the umpteenth straight time? Incredibly, the genius later said that if he could do it all over again, he would STILL run out of the end zone with the ball.
If he got elected to Congress, he would raise the average IQ of our current representatives:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-moving-underwater-republican-rep-tim-burchet/