Your PUNISHMENT will be as Follows:
1-Take enough viagra to keep you erect for two days.
2- Put a Trent Edwards #5 jersey on your McJohnson, like you were trying to dry it. The name must be facing out.
3- Stand on your front porch or patio for the nest 36 hours and enjoy your Trent Edwards woodie!!
-Dude, you had best Obide.