After Nixon kicked the waterman out of bed, Checkers raised his left hind leg and pissed on waters' assy neck. Later, Pat came in to give Dick the morning paper and found the bloke propped up in the chair..........
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My favorite as well.
"I'm very angry here"
What color were they??
"A brown, a tan, sandelwood, whatever the fuuk you guys call em."
Buffalo Bill was approached by Mr. Beast Mode to fill his job opening as a body guard, but Lynch caught him in a bar sipping a Thermos full of imitation strawberry flavored Quick. while rolling his own filtered cigarettes.
Wow, some of those look downright frightening. Although I probably would give the 'Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger' a nibble.
(Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese)
I saw a pair of lime green terrycloth boxers & a pair of red hush puppies on ebay that "bills fan for life", claims he wore every sunday back in the 90's.