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CountryCletus

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  1. It's quite convenient that you request Howard to bring the wine, considering all he has done since he's been here is whine....
  2. Are you serious? That is 30 minutes from me!
  3. What emoji did you hope to get with (she also like lacey napkins)?????
  4. I wonder how she feels about those rubber mats at training camp
  5. You are funny as hell! Whoever you really are
  6. I will throw out my bestie Howard the Coward...
  7. He's been divided into bite size pieces and planted in the garden....
  8. Shirl has good taste- well, mostly... I think your threats of violence are hilarious, so if the mods read this (which- you probably are a mod, or you'd have warning points by now), don't give the fake ass old man grief.... He's funny as hell
  9. The postal service is hardly the FBI! Lol...
  10. Cherry.... That's kind of why I'm trying to get some of Shirley's tarts
  11. Ahhhh! Effective communication is the key to success!
  12. Nothing better than a very nice woman that can cook and bake!
  13. Her cherry "tarts" also bring the boys to the yard
  14. I don't know why you get your panties in a bunch, I thought you wanted me to be cordial
  15. I was hoping for 4-8 game suspension for failure to cooperate with a league investigation.... I feel the punishment it adequate
  16. How's everything going bud? Hope all is well and that Metamucil isn't clogging the feeding tube. Tell Shirl I said hello! Smiley face with a beer.
  17. Do you know what else Shirl has that brings the boys to the yard??? This Coward character is a real timeless classic...
  18. Congrats buddy! I wish you and the bride a great day of celebration and many more great years to come!!
  19. I'm currently away for some military training, but when I return at the end of the month, I would be more than happy to pass along my address (and credit card information, bc that's what we do around here)... We could meet up and drink old fashion's or whatever you old people prefer...
  20. You and I both know you aren't who you say you are... Hahaha.... Oh- violence will not be tolerated on this board, sir. Are you the Howard that was the 1923 navy boxing champion?
  21. Shirley knows I don't need them... She is all I need!!
  22. We can duel if you still have those musket pistols...
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