Shirl has good taste- well, mostly... I think your threats of violence are hilarious, so if the mods read this (which- you probably are a mod, or you'd have warning points by now), don't give the fake ass old man grief.... He's funny as hell
I'm currently away for some military training, but when I return at the end of the month, I would be more than happy to pass along my address (and credit card information, bc that's what we do around here)... We could meet up and drink old fashion's or whatever you old people prefer...
You and I both know you aren't who you say you are... Hahaha.... Oh- violence will not be tolerated on this board, sir. Are you the Howard that was the 1923 navy boxing champion?