CountryCletus

I think they all left a little stinky

Is the most intellectual idiot i know.... Or don't know...

You can't be serious... He's certainly not Calvin Johnson.... But given your description, it seems as though you view him as a Josh Reed type player....

Lmao!!! JB has the best meat my wife has ever put in her mouth!!!

Sounds like mead got some action.... He and Chef are as tight lipped about this exchange as Tom is regarding deflategate..,,.

So.... Is torching Gillette still a possibility???

You can come Pat my Bone Shirl.... You won't crap right for a week!!! Ol' Mary-in Coward is gonna be hearing the ocean for a few days!!

Who was the hottie? HAHAHAHAHA

Not a myth...

I'm right in the middle, and I had one.... I'm always a minority! You ain't never seen my yard.... Them city folk have them Topsy Turvy's for tomater plants.... I invented a new one called "Topsy Terdy" I recycle old shitters into tomater planters

Trade the beer for water next time Before you think about posting, hahaha

Home phones just became popular out where I am.... Still trying to figure out what these cell phone things are all about.... Kidding.... Mrs Cletus and I haven't had a landline since 2006. Not one time since that time have I thought, "man, I wish I had a landline!" Cut the cord!

Torch Gillette

Clearly he is comparing Bell to Simpson.... Without Simpson, there is no 'Juice' nickname... Apparently he sees a lot of OJ in Le'Veon's game... I can kind of see it- but he's no Juice....

I agree completely! Shady opens up Sammy, Sammy (Woods, Harvin, and Clay) opens up Shady.... I plan on taking Clay as my back up if he's available late. A lot of people will shy away from him considering the offense and all the options... I am only taking him on the outside chance that whoever our QB is elects to be caption check down

Ain't no way I can turn down this opportunity.... I come from Potter County, PA- where the men are men and the sheep are scared... I can service, I mean, take care of your cows the whole time you are gone... Just need you to show me where a few things are.... Hay, water source, petroleum jelly, shovel, and step stool..... I will be leaving tomorrow to make sure we have plenty of time for me to get acquainted with the operation.... PS- I will also bring my banjo......

Come in Eball..... Hahahaha

OMG.... Apparently Bills fans are the stupidest in the NFL...

I would love one of those if someone can grab one- PM me if you're able I help out and I will send some cash

Same type of thing happened to my high school team... The next day the article in the paper was headlined "Longest Triple in Gleason Field History"

The "I've never been plowed by anything 6'4" " or whatever the height was?

Some people... Lol...

Was he the WR coach two years ago? Didn't they kill us in the air in that 20-27 game?

No, I'm referring to dik heads dog

Yeah- we will all get a taste of Howard at the tbdahot.... Wrapped in bacon