Ain't no way I can turn down this opportunity.... I come from Potter County, PA- where the men are men and the sheep are scared... I can service, I mean, take care of your cows the whole time you are gone... Just need you to show me where a few things are.... Hay, water source, petroleum jelly, shovel, and step stool..... I will be leaving tomorrow to make sure we have plenty of time for me to get acquainted with the operation....
PS- I will also bring my banjo......