Consider your man card revoked.... Although, since you were upfront with us we will frame it and you can hang it somewhere so you can remember what once was.... Brakes/rotors and an oil change can be done at a leisurely pace with a 6 pack in about 2 hours.... Do yourself a favor- buy a wrench/socket set and a pair of channel locks.... To easy...
Also- it's significantly cheaper!!!! Oil brakes and rotors- $150-$175 for that little !@#$-us