CountryCletus

I think we have this horrible "sky is falling/we suck" culture engrained in us because we have been in this rut for so long... How many 0-2 teams out there have a fan base that is out there calling for everyone to be fired and traded... How many are giving up on the season?? I wonder how many people here still cheer for the Bills and enjoy the game... I know it's a gut shot, but damn...

If this still works, I say do it... Why try and save a QB for the end of a season when you lose trying to be conservative... Open this damn playbook up and at least make these losses exciting!

So rather than play NE twice a year, you want to play Baltimore, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh twice a year?? Good logic... We've endured 15+ years of Brady, and just about the time hes out the door, you want to deal with Flacco, Dalton, and Ben

FYI, for anyone competing in a competition where you want Fergy's vote, include sausage in your recipe... Fergy LOVES the sausage!!

C'mon man... why beat down a senior bc of his memory loss... not cool...

You can always come tailgate without putting yourself through all the anguish of going to the game...

Not a chance

Closer to 210

Their bread and butter is running a shifty back into the back of the linemen- they have mastered that both to the right, and the left.

We are leaving around 5:30

Y'all inspired me- I'm having a rib competition tonight that I'm sure to win... Against myself...

I know this is going to sound really weird, and probably off topic... But I met someone who currently babysits for him... He has a cottage (I think that's what the yuppies call a camp) in the Jamestown area... According to this person he's an arrogant pretentious !@#$.... But pays well...

/thread Lol- we don't put the bandaids on... We tear them off...

Didn't you lock your PPP keys in the tailgate thread? They say the mind is the first thing to go...

CJ, I'm sure that you didn't bring enough medication for your heart and "head" to handle spanking that young lady!!! JB- when is she getting on TBD? CountryCaitlin is an available username.... Just sayin' hahahaha

What do plan on doing on 10/17/17? Welcoming them home from the honeymoon? If you want to help celebrate their wedding, maybe you should show up 10 days earlier.... 10/7/17!!

Your anti-Semitic comments aren't welcome here!

I sent you love via pm- hahaha

Sorry- I could have swore it was Beernuts

Lol- I just posted one on OTW.... Merge if necessary

Cherry picker in the house... Let's go back and subtract Peyton's garbage time and bombs....

Ummmmm....

I know Beerball typically does this, but after several failed attempts from the search parties, he couldn't be found... Mods, if you would prefer this to be hidden under the Tailgate forum, please relocate- but I'm hoping to possibly create more interest and expand our monster tailgate operation... Typically I would end with this, but I would like to open with- if I forgot anyone that was there, from the bottom of my heart, I apologize!!! I was all over the place and certainly am not trying to omit anyone.... Jboyst- as usual, spread his meat all over the tailgate.... Unlike his usual, he brought a beautiful, coherent women who actually acknowledged knowing him... Yeah, I guess he's hitting that and hopefully we get to see a sequel next year (there's a first for everything, right?) Bring Back Fergy- Fergy arrived early and won the "First in Lot" Championship belt! Good for you!!! You get to make rules that don't matter and you have bragging rights until the next TBDAHOT.... Oh, you also have to keep track of that damn thing!! DON'T BE THE ONE THAT LOSES IT!!! Ferg also burnt down half of Hammers grass trying to "cook" a cooked ham... And RAN back to the lot after the game and locked himself in his truck to experience some self gratification.... I believe this is Fergs 1st TBDAHOT, it was great to see you there and hope you can continue to make it!!! Mrags- the Rib Contest CHAMP!!!! It certainly wasn't due to lack of effort!!! Mrags probably had the most elaborate TBDAHOT cooking vessel that the shindig has ever seen!!! Thank OD your beautiful bride showed up to be the brains of the operation or you would have been stuck with a jarhead to lean on!! Lol... Great ribs, great company!!! Hopefully this week you can take a breath and enjoy the tailgate- I will bring my Sammy jersey!! Chef Jim- well- it only took an act of God to get you to Orchard Park for an opener, and after winning the last few openers, hopefully it's a couple dozen years until you make another one! Hahahaha- I'm kidding!!! You handled Ferg's meat well and your peppers were tasty!!! I think this is also your first opener, congrats- and hope to see you next year- but that isn't advice... Mead- once again your stomboli was over cooked and Chef Jim was embarrassed for you- I'M KIDDING!!! You knocked it out of the park and you had a gorgeous young lady named Helen hustling it for you!!! (Not that it needed much advertisement) look forward to seeing you two throughout the year, and if we put together a TBDAHOT cookbook- you're gonna have to give up all these recipes!!! CGF- she showed up to my camper calling me Gugny, but I heard stories about what the two Of them do, so I had to set the story straight.... I think the only reason she came to the TBDAHOT was to see Chef Jim, because after she showed up- they both disappeared for hours... Great to meet you! SidBuff- the runner up in the rib contest, but they were still kick ass!!! It was great to meet you and your wife, who I'm sure realized LONG ago that you married up! Hahaha ou guys are both super friendly and I'm sure I speak for all when I say that I hope you can make it in the coming years!!! JustJack let me down this year!!! He didn't wear the sweatshirt stating "the opposing team sucks"... He also didn't regain the title for being first in lot... Just Jack and his beautiful fiancé built some kick ass Jell-O shots in syringes... Yeah, they didn't last long! Guffalo- I would like to thank you for F'ING up my program.... I had Mrs Cletus convinced that my wings were good... Now you have to supple me with enough of your sauce to get her through until next year!!! They were great!!! JW- glad you were able to stop by once again, it's always great to see you wearing opponents colors for the home opener... Hahaha... Hopefully Byosts half-moonshine didn't effect your piece... Heitz- you're funny as hell and not at all as I remembered you last year.... Thanks for the laughs and hope you can return! Jay Rubeo- the man with a kilt... And access to group tickets!!! Bc of your efforts, so many board members were able to attend the game!! Thank you for all you do that helps this shindig happen!!! You're new kilt was awesome and when you are ready to start the kilt Mafia, I'm in!!! Devildog- It was great that private joker was able to make the trip from Patriots territory down to the Ralph (yes- it's still the Ralph) to enjoy this!!! I think you deserve an honorable mention in the rib contest as you were Mrags right hand man... Always great to see you!!! R.Rich- better late than never!!! Rich won the opposite of the belt by pretty much being the last one in the lot... Regardless, it didn't take much time for him to track down Boyst and comendeer his cowboy hat... Happy Anniversary and We hope to see you this weekend!!! Levi- I think it's incredibly thoughtful that N'SYNC was able to survive without their 4th member for a weekend... Please, do us all a favor and break up the band... Rockpile- not what I expected when someone told Me that you were Rich's brother.. Pictured someone a little........ Taller.... Hope all is well, and look forward to seeing you next year! Soulman- he gets my vote for 1st in lot, because he actually paid attention to the instructions and had the TBD sign in his window!!! If I recall Correctly, you take a lot of pictures, am I right? If so, please post some!!! Mrs. Cletus- Thanks for putting up with my S*** and for dealing with all these people mentioned above.... Don't listen to them- I didn't marry that far up!!! Lmao! Hammer- once again, thank you for allowing the best Bills group on the interwebs to tailgate at the best lot in Orchard Park!!! You brought back the Stadium Wall sign for all to sign, hopefully we can get pics of that on here too... Fergy will be back to plant the grass seed where he started that grass fire... And finally... SDS- thanks for creating this forum where we can all come and embrace the sky falling!!! It was great to see you, and I don't think you hear it enough, THANKS!!! SDS- the godfather of TBD! The 17th TBDAHOT was a huge success!!! I feel like there should be a Gugny joke inserted here.... Someone help me out....

How about "I'm offended whilst whinging"

No way in this universe he finds 2 women to fall for that trick!!