CountryCletus

How many jocks do I get??? I was cheering really, REALLY loud!

Hackett went to a coaching camp for a week in June... He was super excited about it... Had to sell 50 boxes of candy bars to find raise....

50% actually... Who's counting http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Miami_Dolphins_season

They do! Lol

If you were the OP, would you delete this thread? Lol

I can't deny that milestones were reached!! Thank you!!! I hope to wake up with my pants on two weeks in a row....

ahhhh.... I hope we make a lot of teams crappy

This ticket that was in my pocket says the Bills played the Dolphins... a quick google search says we won... YAY, GO TEAM! In the infamous words on Jack's shirt... "The Opposing Team Sucks"

I would suggest that it would only be polite and hospitable of us to oblige his desires....

JH- would you allow your in-laws to use your shower? lol

Jack... I don't know how much of a detailed response you'd like... I'm a son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, redneck.... I could go on for hours... Who are you?

I actually locked my cooler in the car... had 3 cases of beer, lots of boysts meat and other good eats... Need to prioritize what you lock up, you know!!

Something happened to my cooler... Somehow I got home and realized that I was about 30 beers light!!!

We??? Martin was on the sideline with an injury... Was declared "Out" prior to kickoff Couple notes... 1.) I was unaware that FredEx used so many jock straps in a single game... Nice little nugget 2.) CJ's 102 yard return only scored 6 points... It was Dan's leg that put that 7th point on the board... Can we start issuing "Maybin awards"? The ones that make people INVISIBLE on the message board?? I would like to nominate Tampon Boob

Did you not watch the Bears game? Do you mean you are unable to view it, or you don't think it will happen...

All that money and can't get his balls cut... If you want to have that type of fun, cut your junk- save some cash

I assure you, I'm a solid B

Anyone can use stats to make their own argument seem valid.... Teams that win weeks 1-16 make the playoffs 100% of the time....

Naturally!

Flat in the 3rd???? You were 10 seats away from me... Did I look flat??? Becky needs to step her 3rd down game up!!!

You know you are his favorite kid if you don't have any scars

Btw- JB, my wife wants to shove your meat in her mouth.... Anything you'd like to say?

100% of the time?

You guys aren't helping to fix the problem... No clicky on linky for Rodak He's a troll with the privilege of writing for ESPN... He's a doucher

I really wonder if these coaches are more like chess players than checkers players... Refusing to put certain things on tape until they desperately need to use it.... Hard to assume that these coaches are so stupid and can't see what many posters here can... They knew EJ sucked and brought in Orton, after all, lol