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jr1

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  1. Kyle's been laid more than all those guys combined
  2. Connor Cook would look nice in a Bills uniform
  3. Nothing a 2am fire alarm can't fix
  4. blaming Clowney for Fitz's shortcomings
  5. he was 34 when he left the NFL. Ancient for a RB
  6. is Tannehill going to have sex with Donna Savattere too?
  7. I don't worry about Orton's sacks. He can't feel pain because of the alcohol
  8. Streetball announcer Duke Tango should announce all games
  9. they want to make the sport "civilized" while the guys are getting CTE
  10. Justin Houston gets mad cow disease from steak tartare and the Bills win 35-10
  11. EJ's "stock" is $4.90 on fantex. The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
  12. we need to submit his name to the missing person's database at namus.gov
  13. EJ listens to Taylor Swift on his earphone during the game
  14. Doug Whaley has porn links for every demographic
  15. Kyle donated his sperm to the Ebola nurses
  16. Kyle makes all the throws and takes all the hoes
  17. Jerome Boger will be prancing around saying "respect my authoritah" like Cartman on South Park
  18. Kyle Orton will still be playing spin the bottle with the other team's cheerleaders
  19. PFF nerds getting revenge on the jocks who wouldn't let them sit at their lunch table
  20. Brandon will fake a DNA test and claim he's Terry's son
  21. 60 Minutes promos
  22. His memory loss didn't stop him from remembering to plug his new company
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