10 - I know what a football looks like
9- I can recognize Ralph Wilson
8- I can google buffalo, ny
7- I have HDTV
6- I know Canada is not the answer
5- I know what the LOS is
4- I am an alumni of women understanding football ( men have not met this criteria)
3- I do not have an ego
2- I believe in the team concept
1- wide right is not synonymous with conservatism