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Oh yes -- Tom Cable surely is the man to bring respectability back to OBD

exactly: I think this story has been circulated even more times than you're suggesting. Every two months or so we hear the same thing. The stadium builder has AP writers on his payroll, to make sure this stays in public consciousness. The very idea is absurd. Teams don't move themselves -- specific people make decisions. Ralph Wilson won't move the team while he's alive. Everyone involved in this article is an idiot ...

According to a source I have: Jauron has every intention of coaching again next year. He told my source that his agents are actively seeking a position for him. This isn't exactly news, or even inside info, but this is the only place in the world where someone might be interested in knowing such a thing... I don't have a link, because it was communicated to me verbally...

So basically Carucci says that it's unlikely that Weis, Cowher, Schottenheimer, Billick, Fassell, Haslett, Grimm, Harabaugh, Rivera, or Grimm will be hired... okay? are there any likely candidates? Also, it would appear that Carucci is calling Jason Cole a liar...