CountDorkula

Fine but when im rich and infamous, and i live in a house built out of link N logs, and i have a bounce house built from recycled semi tires, YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

Unfortunately. . . Not you.

Cheese and Rice, this is not good! What happend to cars running on corn oil?

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?

A little off topic. I saw Maybin at Wal-Mart last night about 8:30PM, buying a throw rug a garbage cans and freeze pops. If i was not sure who he was and i just ran into him on the street, I would let him walk through, and if he told me to walk on teh other side i would . The man is jacked.

Good friend,basically a brother, had a house fire. They all made it out, the 2 dogs didnt.

Earth: FML That had me cracking up, almost lost some apple. That one is going around the work ofice. Neede a laugh today, thanks!

Crappy Day . . .

Here is how it went for me. Spiller got it taken 3 picks before me in teh 5th round. I was peeved! HoT DawgZ 1. Adrian Peterson 2. Jamaal Charles 3. Randy Moss 4. Brandon Marshall 5. Beanie Wells 6. Vernon Davis 7. Kevin Kolb 8. Minnesota 9. Mike Sims-Walker 10. Matt Forte 11. Matt Ryan 12. Steve Breaston 13. Chris Cooley 14. Eddie Royal 15. Philadelphia 16. Sebastian Janikowski

I have Randy Moss and Brandon Marshall

My dog Kota is a lady and she burps, all of the damn time. My cat Nena is a lady and she farts, and it can clear a room, yea it is that bad.

Shots of bottom shelf whiskey on me!!!

My cat has the worst gas I have ever smelled. EVER!

If you do get a wrangler get the one with the straight 6. Damn engines last forever. Cousin has one with 175,000 and my buddies gf has one with almost 200,000 miles.

This thread is going to kill my reputation

You and Mr. Wa-Wa-Wawrow hanging out tonight?

This Better. . . I had a sickness, temp 103. Caused by a woman, had my head over heat. Lungs full of fluid, so hard to breathe. All to find, B CH put a spell on me.

I had a micoplasma Pneumonia one year had a temp of 103, could not stand up, hallucinating. Fluid in my lungs, all that jazz. Worst experience of my life. Apparently I slept for 18 straight hours at one point. I dont really remember any of it. All i remeber was breathing was very difficult, and it hurt to do so.

Im gona go with. . . $ $ $ $ $ $ $ (His seven figure salary)

Someone ask John Wa-Wa-Wawrow if he likes the band Foreigner. . .

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I added Christian Ponder from FSU to the list considering he also plays the 18th on national TV.

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For all those wanting to see how the possible future QB's play, you can get it all done in one day. Hey its an excuse to watch football, all weekend. September 18th you get a trifecta... Add: Christian Ponder from FSU is also on TV the 18th so its a foursome Ryan Mallett: (9/18)Arkansas at Georgia 11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Jake Locker: (9/18)Nebraska at Washington 2:30 p.m. (ABC / ESPN2) Other TV dates (Washington V Stanford 10/30) (Vs UCLA Thursday 11/18 on ESPN) Andrew Luck: (9/18)Wake Forest at Stanford 10:15 p.m. (ESPN2) Other TV dates (9/25) against Notre Dame 2:30 PM start NBC (9/11) at UCLA 9:30 PM start ESPN (10/2) against Oregon 11:15 PM start (ESPN) (10/9) At USC 8 PM start (ABC) Christian Ponder: 9/18 BYU at Florida State 3:30PM start (ESPNU) Other TV dates 9/11 FSU at Oklahoma 3:30PM (ABC) 10/9 FSU at Miami (TBD but I assume will be primtime) 11/27 FSU vs Florida (TBD also assume will be primetime)

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