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  1. Twas the night before Billsmas, when all through the stadium, Not a player was Tebowing, not even a Moorman. The helmets were hung in the lockers with care, In hopes the Jets would cross the Moats if they dare. BillsMafia was nestled passed out on the floor, While visions of losing would taunt us no more. And Stevie on his grind in his number thirteen jersey, Had recharged himself from a long winter's journey. When out on the field arose such a clatter, I sprang from the rockpile to see what’s the matter. Away to the backfield Mario flew like a flash, Tore open the O-Line and hit Sanchez with a smash. The scoreboard on the horizon of the fresh midday glow, Gave the luster of dawn to harassing Bills fans below. When what to my wondering eyes would I now see, But Mario again but with two friends then three. With a crazy old owner not lively or quick, And a hoss of a GM none other than Buddy Nix. More rapid than Spiller his courses they came, Chan hooted and hollar'd and called them by name. Now Freddie! Now Fitzie! Now Chandler and Nelson! On Sheppard! On Gilmore! And even Spencer Johnson! To the edge of the corner the sideline and all, Run to the endzone, run straight for the wall! As cornerbacks before a Buffalo winter will fly, When they meet with an obstacle with intercept you with pride. So up to the line of scrimmage the linebackers they flew, With a bag full of anger, yes Mario Williams too. The crashing and bashing of the D-Line in the trench, Even gave shivers to Tebow on the bench. As I squinted my eyes and Sanchez turned around, Down to the field Kyle and Marcell knocked him around. He was dressed in ugly green from his head to his foot, His jersey was all tarnished with the grass and the soot. A bundle of toys Chan had up his sleeve, He launched them at Rex Ryan with laughter and ease. Fitzpatrick's eyes had now twinkled his beard still quite hairy, Led his team with pride unlike Sanchez the ferry. His ribs no longer broken by the Fletcher of London, Could now throw even longer all of a sudden. The end of his mouthpiece Dareus would grind in his teeth, And the smoke from his nose encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a bit of a belly, That shook when he laughed, from turning New York's line to green jelly. So was Eric Wood, a right jolly old elf, But I didn't laugh when I saw him in spite of myself. Because if any defender dared to come near Fitz's head, They knew he'd destroy them and soon they'd be dead. Jarius spoke not a word but went straight to his work, And intercepted Mark Sanchez that New York Jets jerk. Off to the endzone Byrd ran, and up went his hands, And there went BillsMafia again pandemonium in the stands! The Bills sprang to their feet at the sound of the crowd, No city's fans more passionate, none other more loud. But I heard them exclaim when Buffalo victoriously walked about, "Happy Billsmas to all and to all... "The Bills make me wanna SHOUT!"
  2. There's always one? LOL get out. Sign Russell or dont sign Russell I dont care. He's more than a million times likely far from a good QB, let alone our savior. ...your out of your skull if you think Edwards is anywhere near as good as that fat awful excuse of a QB Russell (bad isnt it?)
  3. While I have no proof of it (as you see I dont post much - I was a member since NOV09 and followed the boards for a few years now) I did always support Brohm. For two reasons I hope hes the starter: 1) I think he does have it, the talent and intangibles, to be a good NFL starter. We will obviously see through training camp, but Im hoping, and thinking it can happen. 2) Even if hes not like the first reason says, there is no possibly way he is worse than Fitz or Edwards. Fitz is reliable, but avg at best, just a career backup type guy. I want Fitz as the #2 wily-ole-vet. Brown is a decent #3 project guy. Trent Edwards? There is no way anyone (even Derek Anderson who beat him in the 6-3 loss! Remember that people who though "Edwards deserves another shot"?) This guy didnt get prectice squaded as a #4. They tried to hide him there to develop him knowing he wasnt in their plans THAT year. They thought no one would pick up a guy with a QB 2nd rd contract off waivers. Well, Buffalo did.
  4. I couldnt agree more. Russell is likely a supreme bust. Leaf got another chance (with Dallas I believe) and it didnt work out. Id be fine being the Dallas in the situation. Minimum money, minimum risk, no sweat. Oddly enough they ended up getting their guy outta nowhere (Tony Romo)...is our Romo Brian Brohm? Itd be all too fitting wouldnt it haha. Point is, the "no heart" thing i intensely agree on. Why Trent Edwards has a job is beyond me. To specifically say what Im feeling Ill say "Even JaMarcus Russell got cut! And hes better!" Russell is currently awful (and likely will always be). Trent Edwards is no question worse (i like your -5 to -10 thing I totally agree). People need to take up a new sport like pro cricket or bowling if they thing Trent Edwards belongs anywhere near a feild or is better than (who I admit is TERRIBLE) JaMarcus Russell.
  5. Does it say anything in that ESPN article ("Rumors: Jason Garrett as Bills' darkhorse") of his interest in Buffalo? Thatd be crazy if TO stayed too, I cant see it, but kinda can...because TO is TO (almost becoming Manny Being Manny).
  6. Jason Garrett Top Headlines ESPN Insider Does anyone have ESPN Insider? The last of the top headlines (as of 230pmET) is titled... "Rumors: Jason Garrett as Bills' darkhorse" Thanks.
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