Surfmeister

Ron Mexico will feel like he just got hit by an STD with four hooves. ... and two sharp horns and a lot of fur. LASER Fur !

The bettors would be happy if it was Tampa 5 Buffalo 3

I think it was Rob Johnson's fault !

You are 100% correct. Everyone needs to calm down no matter what happens until AT LEAST the middle of the season. Then we can stop saying calm down and start saying it's too late to do anything about this mess this season. Thank you for calling the group to order. I appreciate your maturity.

Now you did it. You lost control and pointed out the problems with the team that will prevent them from winning future games. I know you love the team BUT saying ANYTHING negative means you are a traitor. Prepare yourself to be told to go cheer for another team. We don't need your kind around here you will be told. Thinking for yourself is verboten.

I am sincerely sorry to hear that. A cat like you described is a real member of the family. Take care ~ Surf

I agree last week NONE of the experts picked the Bucs to beat the Vikings

She pathetic. Please have her go back to her day job at the mall food court. Let's try to display some real beauty next time.

My frozen solid lazy-boy recliner in hell. "Hey Ralph, pass the beer nuts." Thanks for asking !

Bocce Club Pizza on Bailey will send it to you overnight FedEx. By the time it gets to your house it will cost you $40 for the shipping and pizza. For a birthday or special ocasion it is worth it.

That's why they call it DOPE !

Compared to the pizza in Florida ANY pizza from WNY would be wonderful right now. I used to like Bocce Club on Bailey when I lived there, but I bet yous guys could show me some great new places.

I like my beer and red wine. It depends what I'm in the mood for. The next time I do pour a glass of Aussie Shiraz or California Cab I'll remind myself I'm a pansy and try to enjoy it anyway.

San Antonio also has a wonderful selection of ballet

Curb Your Enthusiasm Reno 911 ATHF Harvey Birdman Being Bobby Brown

Wallace Shawn is cool. I am sick of Ray Lewis as well. What a thug.

Hoogarden ~ Tastes great !

You're very welcome !

Crooked Zebra thrive in New England I can't remember the last time the Pats didn't clear the spread at home and they did it again last night. Spread was 7.5 and they won by 10. SOS

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Unreal ! The Noles defense won that game for us. Our offense did what they could to lose it but Miami's QB and kicker wanted to lose it even more than we did. I'm in shock the Noles had 9 sacks. Why did the one Cane get ejected? What did he do?

... and Sting made a fortune using Bob Marley's voice. Roxanne ! Listen to the accent in that song. Did Sting have a Jamacian nanny?

Please stay safe and good luck !

Who's paying for your school? If you are get out now and stop the bleeding. If your parents are paying ... they don't want to waste their money. It's not about being interested in the subject matter it's all about doing what you have to do to get the best grades you can get. That bar exam will kick your butt if you don't have a passion for doing this now.

I remember walking by his place in Williamsville when I was a kid. It was cool