The truth is that most of you are just personality fragments of DCTom - it's a sad case really, Tom was a janitor for the NBACC/BNBI at Fort Detrick, where they were engineering microbiome bacteria (Akkermansiaceae and Lactobacillus rhamnosus) to express mood altering chemicals using CRISPR-Cas9 gene editing- it started with oxytocin but soon progressed to DMT, Ketamine and DPT, unfortunately some of the test mice escaped the lab space and contaminated left over congratulatory doughnuts (happy alimony settlement Janice!!), poor Tom infected himself due to poor appetite control and the fact the doughnuts had chocolate sprinkles which are almost indistinguishable from hairless mouse turds- now Tom lies comatose as a mixture of DMT, DPT and Ketamine keeps him in a state of consciousness formerly reserved for flesh body Bodhisattvas .