Carp is the fruit of the lake. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, Carp kebabs, Carp creole, Carp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple Carp and lemon Carp, coconut Carp, pepper Carp, Carp soup, Carp stew, Carp salad, Carp and potatoes, Carp burger, Carp sandwich...
Carp Czar... incredible. Bush let the Gd damn Carp overrun our perimeter and now BO has to fix this too. Thank you Obama, you da man.