It had a top speed, red-lined and measured by police radar, of precisely 73 mph. That car wasn't a tank...it was, however, the most completely indestructable piece of **** I've ever owned. Spun it into a ditch, rolled it into another (both times on ice). I ran that engine for 30k miles without oil and burning antifreeze. It caught fire twice. I only got rid of it when the driver's seat fell through the rusted-out floor while I was sitting at a light.
Holy sh** I'm laughing so hard I'm crying