I made a call today and took care of this. Unfortunately, I just don't live in a big enough town where there's a good place to catch a game. I just don't want to deal with crappy streams either. The only thing is, I only really need it for FIVE games this season...
I'm going to three games in person
The London game will be streamed
Two games are prime time
The Houston game will play locally
The nine other games will be split between my driving to watch them in Austin with my son, and him driving home to watch them.
Anyway, here's what they ended up giving me:
Four payments of $41.99 for the Max package (Red Zone and streaming included)
$13 off my bill for 12 months
$5 off my bill for 6 months
$7 off HBO for 6 months
Not too bad. I've been a customer for 12 years, so that helps. They really need to offer games individually for people like me who only need to watch a handful of games.