Spam and bologna are both vastly underrated.
Love me some Spam, pan fried, with a couple eggs over easy, some rye toast and a bottle of Tabasco at the ready.
Bologna ... ahhh, bologna. Old Neighborhood Beef Bologna is where it's at (I got two turntables and a microphone).
Love it sliced thick. Seared on both sides. Slap it between two slices of good old white bread (toasted, if you please). A slice of American cheese and a dollop of ketchup and you got yerself a sammich!!!