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That you, Sea Bizkit??

When I say “excuse me,” to a stranger in a grocery store/any public place because I was briefly in their way or maybe had a near collision at the fault of no one … and their response is … ”You’re good.” Instantly raises my blood pressure.

See what I’m sayin’ ?

“I can’t”

“It’s been a minute …”

This is the only chapter I put myself through.

I just want to know who was stupid enough to get on a plane with him.

Bruce played in 14+ games in 16 of his 19 seasons. That is remarkable.

SILENCE(r) !!

NFL players have transitioned from coke and amphetamines to the grass. Unless that trend does a 180 … no effin’ way.

Looney Tunes Tom and Jerry He-Man

I think he’s pissed that they let Jeff Saturday go.

Sounds like a badly torn UCL.

Brady. And he’d probably win, since the team would be good enough to get to the Super Bowl.

I think breaking up with the Virgin Mary would be justified. “Pregnant, you say? Yeah … so … you haven’t put out ONCE, so tell me … how you got a bun in the oven?” Then she ends up naming the baby after the effin’ lawn guy? Who the hell WOULDN’T dump her??

I don’t need no sugar. I’m already sweet enough!!

This could be a fun game! Play along!! How old were you when the first game was played? What was you best friend’s name in high school? What was your first pet’s name? What is your mother’s maiden name? BONUS: What are the last 4 digits of your social security number? Post your answers here so we can have some off-season fun!!!

Nobody ruins baseball more than EAPN with that guy who always sounds like he’s got 4 pounds of phlegm lodged in his throat. Can’t hit the mute button fast enough. And Scott Van Pelt is one of the creepiest men alive. Can’t even look at him.

Fun fact: If you were to add the Orioles’ entire payroll to the Yankees’ payroll, the Yankees would STILL be #2 in the league to the Mets. The top 3 payrolls, NYM, NYY, SD - will likely all miss the playoffs.

Mitch Morse Code.

Oh, believe me … I’m watching. Brutal is right. And I would have scored that a passed ball.

QB calling plays and HC running the defense. What could possibly go wrong??

It’s going to be an exponentially better, albeit barely affordable, game day experience for fans attending games. I doubt building a Super Bowl destination was ever part of the goal. As someone said further upstream, don’t nobody wanna visit western NY in February.