Gugny

Amen, brother.

Total shot in the dark, here .... Charlize Theron? (when I first saw it, I was gonna say Lisa Loeb (who I absolutely love), but the 80s child comment made me switch gears?)

Kurt Cobain

Yeah, but can Jordan jam good with Weird and Gilly?

You're on Twitter?

What a piece of crap. Every ***** Mets fan on earth wants Cohen to own the team. This is a bunch of ***** bull####.

Get off my Virgil, you whippersnapper!

I don't think McDermott understands that concept. I'll take a W, however we can get one. And ***** Edelman. He's a scumbag.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30217210/sources-jacksonville-jaguars-qb-gardner-minshew-multiple-fractures-sprained-ligament-thumb X-rays taken this week revealed that Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew II has multiple fractures and a strained ligament in his right thumb, league sources told ESPN. Minshew has had discomfort in his thumb since Jacksonville's Oct. 11 game at Houston, a source told ESPN. He did not tell the team about the pain until after the last game, which led to a postgame X-ray in Los Angeles. The Jaguars didn't know about Minshew's injury until this week, per sources. It is uncertain whether Minshew will be able to play when Jacksonville returns from its bye to host the Texans. My question: Was it a dick move for him to keep this to himself for so long? Or would most/all fringe starters do the same for fear of losing their job to injury? (Glennon is his backup, so I can't really see that happening)

Ahem.

Absolutely! I'm sure you thought of Carlos Beltran, just like I did!!

One of the happiest days of my life.

If your friend's name is Doug, do me a favor - punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls and when he's laying on the ground, piss on him. Go Bills!

Sounds like you're as good of a dad as you are a Bills fan.

I don't think you know what stickler means.

Watching strike 3 should end that batter's career.

TLDR Go Bills!

37 ... because, "Clerks."

The best thing you can do is go on about life as if she's not pregnant. Once you start treating her differently, she'll milk it and the next thing you know, you'll be rubbing feet and going to McDonald's at 3am. Keep life normal and let her get through it on her own. She'll appreciate you for it in the end. Sincerely, Divorced Guy

I was actually thinking about building the first completely underground stadium. We could call it The Dungeon.

Is this where I'm supposed to bring up your property taxes?

This is pretty much where I am.

I think you're being kind to the 49ers and - yes - the Bills.

After scoring 6 3Q points against the stingy Jets defense on Sunday, the Buffalo Bills stand at 31st in the league with an average of 1.9 3Q points; the only team worse is Chicago (average of 1). They did seem to make adjustments on both sides of the ball, which was nice to see. https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/3rd-quarter-points-per-game?date=2020-10-27