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As you can see, it gets a rise out of some people.

Can I talk about anything without you hitting on me?

I used bread flour. I need to order some 00 flour online. The bread flour worked really well. Cold-fermented the dough for 24 hours in the fridge. Did wonders for the dough flavor. Before I buy/use 00, I'm going to experiment with an 80-/20 mixture of bread flour and all purpose flour. Last week, I did a 50/50 mix and it was a sticky mess. I did a room temp rise and the dough tasted "yeasty." Gonna give the 80/20 experiment a whirl and do the cold ferment again. The pure bread flour experiment resulted in a nice textured dough that was flexible and durable. Browned BEAUTIFULLY in the oven. But it was a tad stiff. I'm looking for that perfect NYC style "floppiness."

I made a really good pizza dough this past weekend.

Not only are total passing TDs in reach, but so are total yards. He's only 718 yards away. And if I'm not mistaken, he's also on pace to have the highest completion percentage. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/buf/single-season-passing.htm

Are you that guy from the Rent Is Too Damn High party???

Are we supposed to decode that first sentence?

Sasquatch

Is she colored?

I've always been a Tomlin fan and I consider him a great coach without hesitation.

This is flicking awesome news!

It's happened to me more than once. Only one time have I actually gotten in and sat down. No harm, no foul. Just a few weeks ago, a woman at work told me that she got into my car and sat down because she thought it was hers. Funny stuff.

I like your rye sense of humor.

Did he kill his wife?

These jokes are stale.

It was a terrible decision and he got lucky that the ball wasn't tipped or intercepted. Kidding.

I was just having this conversation with my son the other night. He told me that he thought Lennon was a scumbag because he hit women and made his son lose his hearing by yelling in his ear. I told him that Lennon made plenty of mistakes, but became a better man as he matured - as most of us do.

That's a cool pic. Looks like he's waiting to catch the ball.

That was a good one.

I refer to them as the "heels." I love the heels.

I'm a little confused. Don't we have the all-knowing DABOLBILZ to do this for us?

Paul McCartney

She's 19. And yes ... wicked smash.

MY EYES ARE UP HERE, K-9!!!!!!

Are you 42 now, or did you update that part?