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You should treat yourself to a new Egg. We deserve it.

How the hell is Hurts lumped in with Ryan, Carr and Henry?

You know damn well that even if you're feeling like death, you're STILL gonna be the creepy old guy in the beach chair ogling bikini-clad lasses!!!

Oh, he actually won something up there. How cute.

Do you know how jealous Stefon Diggs would be if he saw this?!?!

I don't think this is the right place to worship that scummy little prick. I hope all those steroids make his little wee wee shrivel and fall off.

HFBD, Jim!

Even though you feel this way ... You've Got a Friend.

It's like a Bandit big board!!!

I like Dr. Oz the best, so far, hands down. I know absolutely nothing about him outside of this, other than that he's a talk show host. I think he's been the most comfortable and the smoothest guest host to this point. Aaron Rodgers is horrible. Hard to watch/listen to. I thought Mike Richards was good, but not great. Ken Jennings ... no. I found Katie Couric very dry, stoic, robotic and boring.

Actually, mask debating can make you blind, which can lead to one being impotent. I've got my basis covered!

Later, Roid Boy!

Eh. You probably just peed your pants again.

@John from Riverside's foot was about to fall off, but it grew back when he started walking on it.

Sup, Virg?

NY Residents: I was going to start a separate thread to see others' experiences with getting the NYS Excelsior Pass, because I had my 2nd jab on 3/28 and was STILL not having success in getting my pass. As I was writing the thread, I checked the app again and BOOM. I got it. So no thread. But I thought this would be a good spot to post about it, since it's a bunch of vaxxed mo fos up in here. My pass was not available until the Monday following the 2-week after full vaccination date (which was a Sunday). So it's likely that a full 2-week post vax wait may be the norm. I was growing impatient (and a little worried), so I figured I wasn't the only one saying "WTF, man?!?" Once you get the pass, it even gives the option to add to your Apple Wallet. So it'll be a one-stop-shop for presenting event tickets and vax proof. https://covid19vaccine.health.ny.gov/excelsior-pass

I'm going with sight and touch and my reasons are purely sexual.

Those 4.8 yards per carry just aren't cutting it.

Good point. Not sure whose call it is, but at the very least, throw Familia in there to start the game. Anyone with a ***** iPhone knew it was gonna pour.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31237769/new-york-mets-pitcher-marcus-stroman-unhappy-team-let-start-game-rain%3fplatform=amp And another management blunder. This guy is worse than Callaway.

I cannot stand George Thorogood, but his rendition of "Who Do You Love?" is solid. It's the only Thorogood song that I won't immediately turn off.

Happy for you that I was wrong. He just struck out his 10th batter to end the top of the 5th.

He'll probably strike out 9 through six innings, then get taken out.

Bobby Valentine remains my favorite manager of all time and I think he was the best the Mets ever had. Letting him go was a gigantic kick in the nuts. Watching Howe and Randolph (the worst manager in the history of the team) waste World Series rosters was painful. Especially Randolph. My God, he sucked. Valentine did much more with much less (as indicated above) and the Mets got what they wished for when he left the team. I've wanted him back since the day he left. I really liked Collins, but Bobby V., was still the better option. Howe, Randolph, Manuel, Callaway ... horrible. Laughable. At 71, I'm afraid his time has passed. But he'd still be an upgrade over Rojas, who seems more in over his head than even Callaway did. I the Mets are a talented enough team win games despite poor management, although he's already managed them into a couple losses in this very young season, so I'm not sure. My hope is that he's a lame duck and there are big plans for next season that include both Theo Epstein and a manager worthy and capable of taking this team where it SHOULD be going. #LFGM