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You must be a real hoot at parties.

Never have I seen a finer piece of writing.

I actually whip it out and pee in the pool. My pee has magic powers that blurs everything out like a Chinese porn.

This guy, who confirmed me as Catholic, found Jesus and a bible, as many of his former colleagues did. https://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Abusive-priest-s-files-detail-pattern-of-rape-4893196.php So what's your point?

We are good dads.

Oh, well in that case, I totally get it. I mean, as long as she's got dinner ready every night, never lets hubby's beer get empty and only speaks when spoken to.

If my son ever tries to marry this kind of a lazy slut, I'll punch him in the face.

When I try to google it, all I see is this promotion from 2020. Nothing current. Athletic's site makes no mention. Only intro offer I see is $3.99/month for one year (billed annually - so $48 for the year - put your Little Professor away!).

I agree 100%.

I won't disagree with you. But it does nothing to prepare someone for the NFL. Zilch.

When I went to the post-game for my 30th, I did not remember a girl who was talking to me. I tried to play it off, but she totally knew I had no recollection of her. I heard from another classmate the next day who told me that the girl was VERY upset that I'd forgotten who she was. It was some sort of weird mental lapse, because I actually DO remember her. And she looks nearly the same as she did in high school (with a better body now, actually). I felt - and still feel - SO terrible. We've since connected on Facebook and I think it's water under the bridge.

Mets play the Dodgers at 7:10pm ET.

Come at me, bro.

I've taken a recent liking to Gatorade Zero. We've been a "flavored seltzer" family for years. I've been getting more Gatorade than water in recent months.

So why aren't the Sabres, some rugby team, or some Australian Rules football team plucking Olympic wrestlers left and right? It's silly. Silly.

They're sold out. Of course. But I said I'd get that Kiko jersey come hell or high water and I did. So I'll get one of these hats if it kills me.

Fitz (even though he's not retired) and Freddy were two common ones.

I think I'm gonna order one. If I get drunk, there's no doubt.

I struggle with the, "he's really strong, has a lot of muscles, and has a great attitude - so even though he's a wrestler, he'll make a great NFL player," mentality. It's like when every Buffalo Bill retires, people say, "he'd make a great coach."

Give me a f...king break. It's friggin' wrestling.

The only time I drink soda is if I'm out to lunch and don't feel like having a beer. If that happens, it's a diet cola. I never have soda in my house.

Just gonna give Jesus a quick shout out, here. Nice call, J-Dawg!!

It's conventional wisdom and it's good optics. No one thinks, or expects, that Minshew will beat out Lawrence. What the Jets are doing is asinine. I want Urban Meyer to fall flat on his smug ***** face, but he's handling this properly, IMO.

California sunlight Sweet Calcutta rain Honolulu starbright The song remains the same

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home I don't care what you say anymore this is my life Go ahead with your own life leave me alone @LeviF 😚