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Our long distance relationship has stood the test of time.

Had the Red Sox succeeded in signing Alex Rodriguez, then they’d be scummier than the Yankees. Alas … they did not and they are not. If anything/anyone ever caused me to put the Mets in my rear view mirror, you bet your sweet, redneck ass I’d become a Red Sox fan faster that you could shove your fist into a cow’s va jay jay.

Everybody sit, be quiet and listen. The chosen one is here to enlighten us with his infinite wisdom. Ahh. Men.

Hi, Mr. Madoff. 👋🏽

I’ve been to two of these over the past decade and I HIGHLY recommend attending. Amazing music.

HFBD, GUFF!!

Why would Josh Allen ever go to Duff’s?

This is gold. Bravo!

HFBD, NG!!

Met - Manhattan Brooklyn Museum Jell-O Museum - LeRoy, NY

They both have recent Lombardi trophies. When can the Bills be exposed?

What hurts worse? Ketchup or mustard?

You might wanna grab a seat and a Snickers.

And irrelevant. Show me the motherf*cking baby.

When did you stop going to Hammers?

How many times would Stephen Hawking have to blow into that straw to make an odd turn?

You really know how to liven things up, Big Al!

You’re really going out on a limb, here. You don’t think the Bills can win the Super Bowl. But they might win the Super Bowl if Josh plays really well. But they will probably only win one playoff game … UNLESS Josh plays really well. But the Bills probably won’t win the Super Bowl …. Unless they do. And if they don’t … you will remind us how you said they wouldn’t. But if they DO … you will remind us that you said they would if Josh played really well and they got a few lucky bounces. Like every .. Super Bowl .. winner … ever.

What is? Who has more Super Bowl appearances between Dak and Josh?

How’s that different than Josh Allen?

It’s very nice, very nice, I will tell you. It's a great, a great feeling of love.

@mrags situation is always worse because he’s got to maneuver through prison cell bars and do reach-arounds.

As a daily shoutbox user for many years, I can confidently say that John’s absence was felt after just a couple days. It didn’t take long for many of us to begin worrying about him. We joked around about the many things he gave us to joke about .. but we found ourselves doing it less and less as the days, weeks and months passed. I’m thankful for his son responding to Scott and giving us closure and telling us what we all felt was the truth. It will be fun to reminisce moving forward, but he will certainly be missed. RIP, Nine Toes.

It’s Joe Six Pack, but he’s changed his name 37 times and I’ve lost track.