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Where's the friggin' map?!?

Man, that's a real punch in the face.

Order of operations is pretty important, too.

That's a lot of asperands.

I hope KAaron Rodgers throws 10 interceptions in every game he plays for the rest of his career.

We both know that he knows when he's done wiping because HE CAN SEE!!!

Good. What a dick.

That was really unnecessary. I just called CPS on you.

I didn't think he'd ever shut up!

I think it's time to start thinking about a dome. I'll get a thread/poll started. Stand by, please.

I thought he would sound more like Leslie Chow.

Where did you find him? I last found him in my shed changing the lawnmower blade.

He is an absolute genius.

Jesus is everywhere.

Jesus, you talk more than Exiled!!!

Bless your little heart.

Levy was like 102 when the Bills made him the GM.

This is odd: In the inaugural season of the USFL, all eight teams will play in one location, which will be announced soon. In the future, the USFL expects teams to play in their own markets. Will be interesting to see where all of the games will be played. According to Wiki, 75-80% of the games will be played in two stadiums in Birmingham, AL. I will definitely watch if I'm home. Closest team to me is New Jersey, but since all games will be played in Alabama, I guess that doesn't really matter. I'll probably do some looking around and just pick the team with the coolest uniform/logo/name.

I agree. It grew on me pretty quickly and I love the simplicity of it.

Jackson will stay in Baltimore and get paid. I don't think even the Browns are dumb enough to back the truck up for Lil' Baker. He sucks. He's a crybaby. Juice ain't worth the squeeze.

Carr is exponentially better than McCorkle. I'll take the Pats.

Arians: "If he screws up AGAIN, then he's gone. I really, really mean it this time!!"

I did NOT see, nor hear about, this!! Wow.

Did McDermott groom any defensive assistants whilst in Carolina? We know he and Beane like familiarity.

Children of the Corn?