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Probably buy a pizza log.

I just had a party few weeks ago. Start time was 4pm. One person showed up at 3:45pm. A handful showed up before 4:15pm. Most attendees were here before 5pm. The guy who showed up early was also 2nd last to leave and that was around midnight. This guy will do anything to not be home with his wife. The last person to leave was gone by 12:30am.

I think you need to meet @John from Riverside. @SDS @Mike in Horseheads @LeviF @BringBackFergy

He's gonna have to become the Six Million Dollar Man if he wants to keep playing football!

http://www.boomerangbuffalo.com/

What the hell is going on here? The Cleavers OWE US an explanation and an update!!!

I am with you 100% re: 13 seconds.

The last time a Super Bowl winning coach won Coach of the Year was in 2003 (Bill B.). So I think McDermott's odds to win should be 1,000,000,000:1.

Happy Birthday. Now show me the baby!

If I win, I will buy a roof for the new stadium.

Roethlisberger had his appendix out on 9/2/06 and only missed week one. Hines Ward had his out on 8/24/02 and played Week 1, 9/9/02 (90 yards receiving). Burrow will be just fine.

Very cool! Another fun fact: Aaron Boone managed the Yankees into a loss tonight! Pitching to McNeil and bringing Gallo in to hit. BRILLIANT!!! Thanks, analytics boy!!! #LFGM

Orange ya glad I'm not a mod?!

I'm not sure what the ethnicity/gender of the reporters has to do with anything. Take that crap to PPP!!

I cannot WAIT to read your review! I'm sure it's gonna be incredible.

Moi?!?

"It" = That money!

I was just thinking the same. And it's like this 12 months/year!! Crazy.

Three days was the morning My focus three days old My head, it landed To the sounds of cricket bows I am proud man anyway Covered now by three days

What happened here As the New York sunset disappeared I found an empty garden among the flagstones there Who lived here He must have been a gardener that cared a lot Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop And now it all looks strange It's funny how one insect can damage so much grain

I have a pretty cool Donald Fagen story. At my place of employment (this was about 3 years ago), part of our day was receiving hundreds of fed ex packages/envelopes. An employee came to my office and said, "I'm pretty sure this wasn't supposed to come to us." He handed me a box and in it was a bottle of Heaven's Door whiskey (Bob Dylan's brand). So I looked at the packaging and sure enough, it was addressed to our office. I looked further inside and saw a receipt, with the purchaser's name/contact information. Libby Titus-Fagen. My boss was sitting in my office, and I said, "Hmmm ... Fagen. I wonder if she's somehow related to Donald Fagen. I googled her name and she is his wife. So I called the number on the receipt and got her voicemail. I left a detailed voicemail and a call back number. Five minutes later, she called me back. She was super cool and super nice. I never let on that I knew who she was/who she's married to. She told me that she bought the booze because she loved the artistry on the bottle/label. She went on to say that she and her husband were actually staying in one of Bob Dylan's houses in Woodstock, NY. She went on to give me their address in NYC. Then she says, "let me get our Fed Ex number so you don't have to pay to ship it," then I heard her yell, "Don? Do you have our Fed Ex number? This nice gentleman is sending is a package that was delivered to him by mistake." Next thing I know, Donald Fagen gets on the phone and says hello, then reads off the Fed Ex account number. I said thanks and have a great day and he handed the phone back to Libby. She insisted that I give her my name and address and that she wanted to send me a bottle of Dylan's whiskey for being honest and friendly. She even texted me a couple weeks later to let me know that she'd not forgotten about me and she was, "picking out the perfect bottle." And that was it. I'd love to finish the story saying that I received a bottle of booze and a nice note. But nothing ever came. It was still an awesome experience and a story I love to tell.

Jesus, don't tell her you heard it from me!!!

And she was holding a weed whacker.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/paul-sorvino-dead-goodfellas-1235185779/ And then there were two ....

@Captain Caveman