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Na-NO, Na-hellfukkNO!

He'll be out of work for like five minutes.

Pretty sure that's Steven Tyler.

Oh, that I do not know. I'll take a stab and say 2112. Googled it. I was WRONG! Farewell to Kings. Do I still win nothing?

Hemispheres! And I really hope he comes home soon, man. I'm a cat lover and I hate that you're going through this.

One of my cats (light buff color) is named Shane. He was named by my ex-wife's cousin. Apparently, a young man named Shane was - in her words - "the only white boy" she ever dated. The cat reminded her of him. We kept the name because we thought it was funny.

When they found Marv, did they ask him where else would he rather be?

"You rang?"

All in all, two very good baseball games. Quality pitching, defense and some nice clutch hitting by the Yankees. Yankees pitchers really stepped up when they needed to. They got plenty of key outs against quality batters with RISP. I was a little confused by the Mets' batting approach in the first game. The name of their game is getting pitch counts high out of the gate. They were inexplicably aggressive in the first game. They got back to their patient approach last night and it looked like it was goin to be effective. But they just couldn't get the timely hits. Must have felt good for Judge to launch that bomb off of Scherzer. In the first series, Scherzer made Judge look like a child and I'm sure Judge was looking for revenge. He sure got it. He is having an amazing year and what could end up being an historical year. I am pulling for him to get to 62.

No. My son and I wear the same size/style underwear. He gets the Hanes, I get the Fruit of the Loom. It's the only way we can differentiate.

Pic or it never happened.

It's too bad Colin has never interviewed someone whose blood content was more steroids than plasma.

When/how did this turn into a BBMB Immigrant Memories thread?

They don't allow you to post links from the U.K., now??

Never good to hear news like this, no matter who the player or which team he plays for. ** Except, of course, Julian Edelman. F*ck him.

That poor dude. A ruptured achilles HAS to be one of the most painful injuries on can experience.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job So I wanna be a paperback writer Paperback writer

I had no idea Von Miller was an EJ fan!

Hard to know what the guy's intentions were for that ball, either he was using the 3-year-old for personal gain, or it could be a dad getting as many signatures as he could so his son could someday say, "I was there when these guys signed this ball." Anyway ... can you post a pic of the ball???

You should expect to hand over a crisp $50 bill to park.

@BringBackFergy

Diggs would never leave!