Stuart Scott, hands down the most obnoxious pile in sports today. Represents everything that is the brain-numbing circle jerk that football analysis has become . Spends most of his air time cramming obscure, meaningless statistics down the viewer's throat and presents them as if they are a titanic moment in the history of sport. Example: "Did you know this was the first time IN NFL HISTORY that a quarterback threw for 300 yards, ran for 50, threw two touchdowns, threw less than two interceptions, fumbled only once, threw five passes of more than 30 yards, got sacked less than twice, came back from a 14 point deficit with less than 12 minutes remaining, had fish tacos for lunch, and did it all in merino wool socks?"